IM BLUSHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *YOU* ARE THE REAL TREASURE!!!!!!

Lululemon is acting like sticking stuff in your bra is a whole new thing. They have clearly never been to a concert with me and my friends. One friend is so busty she can get a full bottle of vodka past security.

I really don't know why this idea is worth an entire blog post making fun of it? I love workout gear that gives me a place to tuck away my key or chapstick when I go running. And no, I'm not kidding. When it freezing cold outside on a long run, my lips dry out from mouth breathing.

I don't think that's as pretty as either of them. But at least it's not one of those Franken-women where they choose one feature from a bunch of celebrities and then make a creepy image out of it.

Prime rib doesn't normally have a bone in, rib eye is the one that is often served "bone-in". The chef overreacted because he should have only thrown bones at the one customer but the customer was wrong.

"So, your resume is quite impressive, but what qualifications specifically make you the chef we're looking for?"

I do too! "Ohhhh, you're in the mob? That's just darling. Let me tell you stories of the mob I faced once...as I chase your candy ass back to Jersey."

"Could've used more vegan options."

i would be pleased as hell to work with any of those chefs.

As much as the rational side of my brain is chastising that last chef..

This is all too Bratz Doll for me. Especially that hair.

Still looks like a 12-year old doing dress-up.

It is. But veering into, "If I had a daughter, she wouldn't do xxxx" territory is very much worthy of

"When I first heard 'Wrecking Ball,' I thought it was a brilliant song. But the video distracts too much from it."

Privileged kids say the darndest things.

Meh. The best TJ peanut butter is the cookie dough.

weren't there also shortage of wine and coffee?? Ohh we are sooo dumed. ....

A million early adolescent nightmares just came careening back into my life. God, the fraying...

Plus with skinny jeans you can roll the hem up to look like cropped pants in the warmer months (I live in the South) and then wear the hems longer or tucked into boots for the cooler months. To me they are like denim leggings and I pair tops accordingly to balance out the tighter fit and I don't go for the cuts that…