I was going "squee" at pretty much everything, until "a twee row of heirloom tomatoes".
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Way harsh, Tai
#notallstoners
The law for paid sick leave down here in Germany covers six weeks per year. Nationwide of course. If you're sick longer than that, public social security kicks in.
IM BLUSHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *YOU* ARE THE REAL TREASURE!!!!!!
Lululemon is acting like sticking stuff in your bra is a whole new thing. They have clearly never been to a concert with me and my friends. One friend is so busty she can get a full bottle of vodka past security.
I really don't know why this idea is worth an entire blog post making fun of it? I love workout gear that gives me a place to tuck away my key or chapstick when I go running. And no, I'm not kidding. When it freezing cold outside on a long run, my lips dry out from mouth breathing.
I don't think that's as pretty as either of them. But at least it's not one of those Franken-women where they choose one feature from a bunch of celebrities and then make a creepy image out of it.
Do NOT ignore the posts in your Facebook feed about the Mars / moon thing. Mock them RELENTLESSLY.
Prime rib doesn't normally have a bone in, rib eye is the one that is often served "bone-in". The chef overreacted because he should have only thrown bones at the one customer but the customer was wrong.
"So, your resume is quite impressive, but what qualifications specifically make you the chef we're looking for?"
I do too! "Ohhhh, you're in the mob? That's just darling. Let me tell you stories of the mob I faced once...as I chase your candy ass back to Jersey."
"Could've used more vegan options."
i would be pleased as hell to work with any of those chefs.
As much as the rational side of my brain is chastising that last chef..
This is all too Bratz Doll for me. Especially that hair.
Still looks like a 12-year old doing dress-up.