Privileged kids say the darndest things.

Meh. The best TJ peanut butter is the cookie dough.

weren't there also shortage of wine and coffee?? Ohh we are sooo dumed. ....

A million early adolescent nightmares just came careening back into my life. God, the fraying...

Plus with skinny jeans you can roll the hem up to look like cropped pants in the warmer months (I live in the South) and then wear the hems longer or tucked into boots for the cooler months. To me they are like denim leggings and I pair tops accordingly to balance out the tighter fit and I don't go for the cuts that…

Dresses. I seriously never wear pants in the summer. I refuse to. I just sweat and feel all kinds of miserable. No thanks!

I refuse to believe they actually put ranch in their tea!

REFUSE!!!!!

I HAVE NO IDEA. HOLD ME.

"Ugh, babies/children just ruin it for everyone!"

I completely agree with everything Olliver say's here regarding Ferguson. However "citing the possibility of a terrorist attack on its "annual Pumpkin Festival." to be fair I have been known to terrorize pumpkin pies, pumpkin lattes, pumpkin beer, pumpkin cake, pumpkin soup, and many other pumkin flavoured items.

It might be unpopular, but it is 100% true. Every year I get all excited for pumpkin spice because everybody else is, then get one and remember they are kind of gross. Salted caramel is always awesome.

I dance like Elaine on Seinfeld. I regret nothing.

God I'm just so glad no one has ever filmed me dancing.

Yeah, but like, why complain? August is bullshit, and I wish autumn and the holiday season lasted longer. But I'm one of those assholes who wishes it could just be October year-round.

Unpopular opinion: salted caramel > pumpkin spice.

I am here for Chiklis, and I will stay for Chiklis. I need some good post Shield action from a cast member after Michael Jace ruined everything. I want to make a joke about how he should get another blanket party but nothing seems funny today.

The entire cast of TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! JULIE NEWMAR

OH SHIT, I CAN TELL SOME OF MY DUCK STORIES.

dude you know in Japanese mythology butterflies are actually souls of those who passed away? depending on your stance on mythology/folk lore it might've been your friend coming back to cheer you up one last time...

Heh. When I was a kid the extended family owned maybe 75-100 head of various beef cattle, and two horses. When roundup time came, that meant that two people were on horseback while everyone else was on foot, trying to herd cows into pens and chutes. One time, my cousin and I, who were probably eight or nine at the…