guess those recruits can’t handle the truth

Uhhh.. what?

Off-topic, but I’m pretty sure that knife was literally stolen from a Power Ranger.

There's nothing funnier than a feminist making fun of the size of a guys dick.

Jezebel is a contrarian website first so they’ll continue to hate on her till she finally puts Bernie out of our collective misery. Then they’ll dump on her for not doing an all women ticket and then they’ll complain about what cabinet positions she gives the women it’s an endless cycle.

I know, but I can’t stop laughing at Schoolie McSchoolface Elementary!

The cops didn't know who was driving until afterwards. Think for a second before you plant some dumb post that's designed to get you some Kinja stars.

Only 13 stars, booby. On Gawker. What does that tell you?

uh oh, gawker’s #1 race baiting cocksucker at it again

Go read your rape fanfic and pick the shit out of your teeth.

Swing and a miss, Bobby.

That’s a crock of shit and you know it. This wasn’t a simple rescue, the cops tried and decided it wasn’t safe. Could the cops have done more? Probably. I am guessing had they tried, failed and one of them died in the muck along with the girls you wouldn’t be making the same snarky comment. But they were smarter then…

Are you implying the cops would have leapt into alligator and snake infested waters in a pea-soup pond with sucker-mud at the bottom if the girls were white?

Are you implying that if they were white they wouldn’t have committed a crime, because that seems racist.

Now you're just trolling. I tend to agree with a lot of what you say, but no, not this time.

As a Gawker regular, I apologize on behalf of the entire Gawker Proper commentariat. BobbySerious is one of our, um, “special needs” posters. Until someone invents some sort of Kinja corral, we’ll do our best to keep him contained, but in the event that he wanders out into the wild again, just ignore and dismiss him.…

And here we have a simpleton trying to start some race baiting. Also I’ve known black girls named Madison and Kaitlyn

Fuck off, racebaiter.

Didn’t realize their license flew out the window before they hit the lake. You should hit up NPR with that information, that’s important. After you do that, you can go back to campaigning for reparations.

Thank you for your faux outrage. Very refreshing.