What painting would you most want to spend a night in? Mine is Nighthawks.

They’re gonna bang so hard... or soft I guess... however old people bang.

Agreed. When someone's heart is in the right place, maybe best to quietly explain to her why this is so, so, so not okay.

I feel like we should just feel sorry for this person. Someone so out of touch needs to be pitied. 2015 was definitely the year of the dumb white bastard. Looks like 2016 will be no different.

This is so sad, but sweet at the same time. Both gone now.

I cried when my husband told me this morning. I was just listening to her Unforgettable album the other day. And my Dad and I used to dance around singing from her Inseparable while we tidied up the house.

that’s a beautiful thought

So what are they saying... that a bear can’t rape a man because it’s female?

This is what a drug dealer looks like.

And no wonder, with a face like that. She IS adorable. She looks like some kind of woodland creature you could hold in your hand and pet.

Yes, but that was your fault – you can still use the tickets you buy, its your fault if you can’t go on those dates. If you did go on the dates you bought for, and they said you had to leave a day early because someone else died on the other side of the hotel... then wouldn’t you deserve your money back?

My boyfriend has this terrible habit of freaking out immediately after we buy tickets to something. I will buy our tickets to go visit his folks and then two hours later it’s like “arghh my mom and I had a fight on the phone, I don’t want to go anymore!” I’m like, dude, you better make up with your mom real fast,…

*Clutches pearls*

I can’t believe I’m defending anyone in this family here, but: Harry graduated from Sandhurst (the UK’s West Point) and his military service has been the real thing, not just dressing up in pretty uniforms like his dad does.

But we don’t need him to speak to make a baby.

All the pretty ones are dumb. See: Tom Brady, Underwear Beckham and apparently Prince Hotness Harry.

My baby making days are long gone, but I’d like to try anyway. At the very least, I could get ginger-vitis.

But he has such a wonderful personality. And by personality, I mostly mean that bulge. That hu-u-u-ge British basket. Hail Britainia!

i’m sorry, i don’t understand the question. the answer is always yes to harry’s baby.

the only problem with harry’s love child is that it’s not implanted IN ME.