So she went as a Kardashian?

Less than she would have if I was the one pushing?

Camren Bicondova as Wednesday Addams wins for me. Creep spot on.

My husband is relatively good about doing chores. Except when my father in law is around.

Now you’re thinking like a Taylor man.

And she didn’t starve.

Also, with that attitude you are more likely to get some than not.

only if you get to be the flim.

This is why parents have got to teach their sons to do their own damn housework.

Guessing the football team were the ones throwing penises. Their offenses are always dealt with privately. And by dealt with I mean a hearty par on the back.

From the culture that brought us Tanuki.

So...S&Ms?

“I think they discover the penis before they discover their hands, don’t they?”

I have a twelve year old boy, and I can assure you that he knows he has one.

If it had been in the shape of an automatic rifle no one would have uttered a word.

OH MY GOD. HER 12-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW MIGHT DISCOVER A PENIS!!!! <insert gif of ship, already sailed>

All these things and the comments are why I only run if I’m being chased by grizzly bears.

I’ll bet the Max you’ll Nev-er see this on MTV.

Ah, catfishing. Starts out as a lark, something fun to do while you’re bored, and then next thing you know you’re in England wearing a wool hat and a strap-on.