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Except those video games aren’t an official production of the United States government.

Meh, it’s about like our video games like Battlefield or COD where we go and fight some shadowy threat in some nameless Asiatic country, but it’s pretty well implied that it is China when they’re screaming at you in Mandarin. Same goes for any random middle eastern country...

Fuck yeah, 360° Noscope!

Get some Mountain

That wonderful piece is actually one that’s been doing the rounds since May 2000 (it was even quoted on The West Wing!), and was written by a guy named Kent Ashcraft. It’s the perfect response to so much garbage that some religious conservatives spew, isn’t it?

The most comprehensive response to this asshattery was a comment on MSN.com by someone named Angela Blue pointing out the uber-hypocrisy:

Plus, like... whatever happened to “Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar’s, and unto God the things that are Gods”?

Funny you should mention ... I saw this on Gavin Newsom’s Instagram this morning.

I know what you mean, but the truly upsetting thing is that being the county clerk is her family’s business.

“Kentucky mom discovers weird trick to get paid not to work!” I feel like that about sums this clusterfuck up.

Can I ask, does it really matter if she has state support? She’s not doing her job, going against federal law, and wasting time and money. If she is incapable of doing the job (for whatever reason) then she needs to be removed, no matter what rallied support she has. This isn’t about christianity, this is about doing

Can you imagine the nuclear-level shitfit some conservatives would have if a liberal clerk refused to issue someone a gun licence because they didn’t like firearms? They’d be furious, and you know, rightly so. People have a right to expect public officials to follow the law, even if they don’t agree with it. If you

I’m not sure which is more terrifying: the fact that this woman is attempting to establish a very dangerous legal precedent, that her views are common enough in her county and state that the odds of her losing her job over this are slim, or that she can say to these people with a smile on her face that she “is not

Why did you have to get in a dig like right leaning people all get it? If you had just left it out, no one would have said shit to you but thank you.

Little bit of an Amazon hack, go find a DVD or video game or something that hasn’t come out yet and pre order it. It’ll count towards your price for the add on item. The add on will ship first, then since Amazon won’t charge you for the other item till it releases, just cancel the order on it.

Even more infuriating when you’re buying something again and it wasn’t an add-on item last time, and the price went up!

I'm not surprised - they tend towards shady bait and switch type tactics (as well as making it their policy to drive small business out of business - Bezos referred to it as a cheetah killing sick gazelles or something). This seems squarely in line with their M.O.

You could have just left the politics out of it and said a lot of people don’t understand economics.

This is not really a big deal. What drives me crazy is that Prime switched from being mostly UPS to mostly USPS a while back. This is a huge problem because I do a lot of subscribe and save orders that show up in a single box about the size of a short man filled with toilet paper, paper towels, cat litter, laundry

Can’t be mad about this. Too busy being mad about “Add-on” items.

Boy I wish I were like you (in all seriousness). I have a friend who vacuums because it’s Monday, and she has a schedule for everything else too, and it sounds like it would be so good for me to do that too. I’d have fewer decisions to make, for one thing. But no matter how hard I try, I can’t manage to do it. I do

*reads article*