Except those video games aren’t an official production of the United States government.

Meh, it’s about like our video games like Battlefield or COD where we go and fight some shadowy threat in some nameless Asiatic country, but it’s pretty well implied that it is China when they’re screaming at you in Mandarin. Same goes for any random middle eastern country...

Fuck yeah, 360° Noscope!

Get some Mountain…

That wonderful piece is actually one that’s been doing the rounds since May 2000 (it was even quoted on The West Wing!), and was written by a guy named Kent Ashcraft. It’s the perfect response to so much garbage that some religious conservatives spew, isn’t it?

The most comprehensive response to this asshattery was a comment on MSN.com by someone named Angela Blue pointing out the uber-hypocrisy:

Plus, like... whatever happened to “Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar’s, and unto God the things that are Gods”?

Funny you should mention ... I saw this on Gavin Newsom’s Instagram this morning.

I know what you mean, but the truly upsetting thing is that being the county clerk is her family’s business.

“Kentucky mom discovers weird trick to get paid not to work!” I feel like that about sums this clusterfuck up.

Can I ask, does it really matter if she has state support? She’s not doing her job, going against federal law, and wasting time and money. If she is incapable of doing the job (for whatever reason) then she needs to be removed, no matter what rallied support she has. This isn’t about christianity, this is about doing…

Can you imagine the nuclear-level shitfit some conservatives would have if a liberal clerk refused to issue someone a gun licence because they didn’t like firearms? They’d be furious, and you know, rightly so. People have a right to expect public officials to follow the law, even if they don’t agree with it. If you…

I’m not sure which is more terrifying: the fact that this woman is attempting to establish a very dangerous legal precedent, that her views are common enough in her county and state that the odds of her losing her job over this are slim, or that she can say to these people with a smile on her face that she “is not…

Things the Gilbert School District will not talk to your child about:

YOU ARE WHY WE HAVE TO HAVE ZONING LAWS AND HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATIONS, TERESA

gaaasp! it’s already drought landscaped for you!! :((((((((((

Boy I wish I were like you (in all seriousness). I have a friend who vacuums because it’s Monday, and she has a schedule for everything else too, and it sounds like it would be so good for me to do that too. I’d have fewer decisions to make, for one thing. But no matter how hard I try, I can’t manage to do it. I do…

*reads article*

my engagement ring was left to me by my employer who died of an overdose (she had told her boyfriend when she died I was allowed to take a piece of jewelry of my choice and a piece of clothing she had a great collection and the ring was from the 1920’s). she was an author who wrote a book about being part of a cult.…

Eh. My engagement ring belonged to my grandmother, and it was ring #2 for her out of 4 total marriages (get it, Grandma). I’m on the fence about bad juju but I’d like to think new owners can make their own history with an object.

This auction started at £0.01. It is now at £1,150.00. That is over $1,800 USD. For a dress that, really, looks like a very sad shirt made out of very pretty lace in the photos.