I thought Dusty Rose was the name of the brothel owner played by Dolly Parton in that little-seen western musical from the early 80s.

Whoawhoawhoa, pump the brakes. Where did anyone ever say there was cheating going on?

The good: you kicked cancer’s ass!

Interesting that you say that (re: his ‘preferences’). I thought that was Eva Mendes in the still grab of the promo at first glance.

I’m not sure about this one. I think I need to see another hour or three of B-Roll to to be convinced.

Glad someone else thought to ask this! :)

I’ve been dealing with itchy scalp lately so I started using Head and Shoulders 2-in-1 with almond oil. I usually laugh at 2-in-1s and need additional conditioner, but not with this stuff.

The Kirkland shampoo and conditioner are pretty amazing, but I found the shampoo to be extremely... Thick?

The first time you wrap it around your back and shimmy it down your ass and thighs, you’ll see God. You’ll find that God is Japanese, and so you will say, “Duomo arigatou,” in praise.

This. ^^

Bring back Alanis Morissette for God. That was a brilliant move in Dogma.

The optimist in me hopes this is all because of a language barrier, because English is not her first language.

This article is full of awesome things. I highly recommend. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Are we playing a Jezebel version of “Bluff the Listener” from Wait, Wait Don’t Tell Me? I refuse to believe some of these are for real.

She’s a standup comedian by trade. Stand ups aren’t known to be all huggy bear and sugar and spice. They bring the brash, the controversy.

If this comment doesn’t permanently remove you from the grays, nothing will.

Sounds like some fucked up, modern day eugenics.

There's no Netflix binging with kids. Don't lie.

Are theypoaching with the intentions of a takeover or something?

You can't expect her to take responsibility like your psych patients should. The difference between the patients you work with and her is that she’s clearly not receiving treatment right now. All of this is assuming that she is mentally ill, of course.