I like that battle modes have been spruced up, but I’ve never been a huge fan of it. I think the most I ever played of it was on the SNES. After that, it never seemed nearly as fun as just regular racing.

Oh look. Another artist who re-draws everyone as different ethnicities and with stupid modern, special snowflake haircuts to boot. I’m not against the idea of representation, but when it’s this shallow and pointless... who even cares?

Adventures was so good. Absolutely hilarious at times. You could tell the production team was having fun. Then I remember Nostalgia Critic came out with that video where he did nothing but bash it because he completely failed to judge the show subjectively, and it became cool to hate the show. Only now are people…

Same! Issue number 8 was my first, and after that, I hunted down each month’s issue at my local corner store. As I recall, it started good, got great, then got weird, then got bad, then got really bad, then good, then great, and for the past couple of years it’s just been “meh”. They haven’t shipped an issue in 6…

I find the series somewhat unwatchable. I was never a fan of it as a kid because it was too serious for me. I preferred the other Sonic cartoon that was remarkably unpopular for its silliness and non-sequitur, but in reality, I feel that makes it the better show. It’s got some pretty timeless comedy in it that just…

Sometimes I wonder how my life would have turned out if I had no job and no friends. Now I know.

Or... or, just hear me out here... these people can get real jobs and stop relying on something as insubstantial as playing games on the internet to earn a majority of their revenue. Trying to eek a functional business model out of this is like trying to build a raft to cross the ocean out of grass clippings and bendy…

So it’s basically exactly as bad as Banjo-Kazooie was, but nobody ever wanted to admit?

You’re not wrong about the repetition and tedium. I feel like that goes for most open world games. They get by entirely on dumbfounding the player with a massive map that makes them think they’re experiencing more than they really are.

This mission took me two tries to complete. I only failed the first time because I went too far off the path, and I didn’t realize that was possible. And I suck at stealth games.

I feel like this game is breeding a whole new kind of autism. Also, how is this worth of an article? My fault for clicking, I guess. I really just need to put Kotaku on my restricted list.

Sooooo, the opinions of a random, crappy internet celebrity got him ejected from a kickstarter rip-off game based on a series that was overrated as hell in the first place?

You know, I never heard of this specific fiasco. I suppose I was too busy playing the game.

I like the duck. The other two can sod off.

No, you just don’t GET IT. Raining is part of the EXPEEEERIENCE. It’s just like REALLLL LIFE. Also turn off your HUD, don’t upgrade your armor, and move your TV outside. It’s the only real way to play.

The amount of advice on how to play this game is almost horrifying. Why don’t you just fucking let people play how they want? Believe me, if I didn’t want to fast travel, or have my HUD on, I would do it. It’s not like either option didn’t occur to me until I read your enlightened article. But as it turns out, both of…

How the fuck is a game a “hidden cost”? And all of that other stuff is completely optional. Yes, surprise, things cost money!

No. No, no, no, no, no. Systems (especially Nintendo systems) need to get back to being about the games. Switch’s operating system is fast, efficient, and clean. Leave it.

This is stupid and makes no difference. The HUD takes up such a small amount of screen real estate. When it’s on, I don’t even notice it.

My past 2 cars have had center fuel fillers, right behind the licence plate. Pretty convenient, and something I take for granted when looking for an empty pump. I can pull up to either side in either direction. Fantastic.