This mission took me two tries to complete. I only failed the first time because I went too far off the path, and I didn’t realize that was possible. And I suck at stealth games.

I feel like this game is breeding a whole new kind of autism. Also, how is this worth of an article? My fault for clicking, I guess. I really just need to put Kotaku on my restricted list.

Sooooo, the opinions of a random, crappy internet celebrity got him ejected from a kickstarter rip-off game based on a series that was overrated as hell in the first place?

You know, I never heard of this specific fiasco. I suppose I was too busy playing the game.

I like the duck. The other two can sod off.

No, you just don’t GET IT. Raining is part of the EXPEEEERIENCE. It’s just like REALLLL LIFE. Also turn off your HUD, don’t upgrade your armor, and move your TV outside. It’s the only real way to play.

The amount of advice on how to play this game is almost horrifying. Why don’t you just fucking let people play how they want? Believe me, if I didn’t want to fast travel, or have my HUD on, I would do it. It’s not like either option didn’t occur to me until I read your enlightened article. But as it turns out, both of…

How the fuck is a game a “hidden cost”? And all of that other stuff is completely optional. Yes, surprise, things cost money!

No. No, no, no, no, no. Systems (especially Nintendo systems) need to get back to being about the games. Switch’s operating system is fast, efficient, and clean. Leave it.

This is stupid and makes no difference. The HUD takes up such a small amount of screen real estate. When it’s on, I don’t even notice it.

My past 2 cars have had center fuel fillers, right behind the licence plate. Pretty convenient, and something I take for granted when looking for an empty pump. I can pull up to either side in either direction. Fantastic.

So... why wouldn’t people expect a shiny hunter, a very patient person who clearly is dedicated to understanding and exploiting the mechanics of a game, to actually be good at the game?

Pretty sure Samurai Gourmet was an SNL skit.

I dunno. With the return of cartridges here, I think there’s very little reason to go completely digital.

I don’t think it’s a decision to “push” it as a home console so much as the system really can’t stand up as a portable. The portability is a feature, but the size and battery life issues keep it from ever being a true, dedicated portable system.

My argument is that you don’t know what a strike is. You seem to think the most important part of it is that you get to sit on your ass and do nothing.

I think your definition of “strike” is quite skewed. This strike is clearly about emphasizing the importance of women in the workplace, and forcing the world to take notice of what happens when you are absent. A strike is not a vacation, as you seem to think it is. Taking care of your child is not work. It is a…

I agree with everything except for, you know, the part about being okay to be a threatening criminal. Obviously the woman in this story was not, and was unjustly targeted by the vague regulations of Trump’s retarded orders, but if someone is a recidivist, I believe they most certainly are “less than”.

There are days where a majority of the workforce is off, like people who take random Fridays between holidays, or those random bullshit holidays like Columbus Day that some people still go to work on. Even when the majority, male AND female take a day off, the world keeps turning.

Is taking care of your own child and feeding yourself really such an issue?