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I honestly wish comic book companies would just do away with any notion of continuity. I mean, it’s no secret that all the best stories happen independently of everything else. This seemed to be what they were doing with DCYou, which I enjoyed mostly, but the backlash from angry, immature fans who were confused and

I think it’s funny and sad that there was so much vitriol against cartridge games back in the day. I was young, so I didn’t know any better, but they acted as though the medium the game was distributed on was somehow indicative of the quality of the game, when in actuality, the extra size allotted to developers by the

We’ve entered an era where the majority of gamers haven’t played Doom, nor do they remember a time when gameplay was more important than story. I think I threw up a little.

This has to be stopped.

I love when people expose their ignorance by trying to be witty. Any true Pokemon master knows that Tauros has always been an excellent Pokemon, casually and competitively.

Now if only someone would put that insufferable PewDiePie in his place...

Is it wrong that the price didn’t seem alarming to me? I guess I’m just too used to craigslist bullshitting.

I can’t believe people think BvS is poorly edited and made no sense, but somehow the 2.5 hour clusterfuck that was Civil War is okay because it threw the audience some heavy handed exposition and a few jokes.

I... guess I’m just too old for this kind of humor. I am turning 30, which as I understand is one-foot-in-the-grave territory. But this reads more like a self-fulfillment fantasy of someone who actually secretly draws Justice League porn. More like a joke you kick around with your friends really quick, but not

Part of me wants to see this movie, just because I like Ghostbusters, but the rest of me is screaming that to give my money to this film is to condone this level of laziness and ineptitude. I’m simultaneously impressed and disgusted that over 30 years later, the token black member of the team is somehow MORE of a

I hope I’m not alone in asking... “What the fuck is dabbing?”

“...used to be”? Hah. That’s funny.

Apparently people’s distaste with Snyder’s version of Superman is so strong they’ll grasp onto nearly anything and try to call it superior.

I hate that my love for “handcrafted” sodas has labelled me as a hipster. I always keep Virgil’s root beer in the fridge, and the sentiment towards that always seems to be “What!? You can’t just drink Barqs or Mug or A&W like the rest of us? Not good enough for you!?”, and the short answer is “No, it isn’t, because I

I thought Twitch outlawed boobie streams. I used to spend my free time reporting boobie streams. I always tell my girlfriend that she should do boobie streams. Every time I see her at her computer playing a game, I shake my head in shame, knowing that she could be simultaneously making tons of dosh off of lonely

It’s news like this that makes me realize I’m old. Who really gives a shit about what a bunch of nobodies on Youtube give a shit about? Why is it that when I search for the latest trailer for that thing I like, the first search results are always REACTION VIDEOS to the trailer of the thing I like? Why do people like

It’s not so much that he’s a great character, it’s that everyone else is worse. Fin is a doofus who is always confused about everything unless it’s shooting a gun, Rey is a hapless, wide-eyed enthusiast who is TOO good at everything (I swear, her acting was terrible. She spends 90% of the film with the same stunned

FINALLY! Another person who gets it. I feel like I’ve been taking crazy pills. I watched it a second time tonight and I feel like it got even better.

I know people always want to look back to the comics as being a paragon of quality, since it is the “source” material, but some of these fights were hella dumb. Even more so than BvS. As much as I absolutely love the staging of the New Frontier fight, it’s probably the dumbest of all. Both of them are willing to kill

I’ve grown to hate the customizable class system in JRPGs. All it does is enable grinding. All classes should operate off of your character’s base level. Give us access to the skills and abilities without having us jump through the hoops of arbitrary level-grinding in order to get the best skills, and even worse, the