It’s really got to be hard to be your father’s second choice for a date.
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My cousin’s death certificate says he died of a heart attack. But it was a heart attack caused by a drug overdose. Similarly, aspiration-pneumonia = essentially choking on your own vomit due to a drug overdose. I mean, we can pretend Jim Morrison also died of a random heart attack, and Jimi Hendrix died of…
+1 Lady Footlocker.
Unsurprisingly, this is how Rex and Rob Ryan unwind after games.
Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.
What happened to the good ‘ol days where you found out your son had a small penis when he bought a sports car or giant truck?
Maybe if those kids got jobs they wouldn’t be so poor.
“Also, per school policy, the dog has been expelled”
I cannot believe how many people are taking your comments as a serious suggestion. I laughed.
I would never violate attorney-dumpster confidentiality.
Jeez, I don’t know, what if the officer says that if I don’t cooperate, he’s going to have to assume that I’m guilty, and probably have even more to hide and he’ll have to make sure the Judge knows this?
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When it comes to chugging beer thrown at/to you from the crowd, nothing will ever, EVER top this.
Actually I kind of do want her deported. Look if you are going to campaign on illegal immigration and ask the president to present his Birth Certificate I think it is only fair that your wife and employees not be illegals. SHOW ME YOUR PAPERS!
+1 roast beef sandwich
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What difference does it make if he had a will? He wasn’t married, didn’t have any kids so he probably would have left everything to his parents anyway. And they will get it under the intestacy laws. Unless he was REALLY anxious to give his stuff away to his friends, the intestacy laws will probably take care of things…
My Lincoln Chafee story: