How is receiving back money that I spent 40 years paying in considered welfare?

What a pussy over some pussy! Hockey players would get right back into the swing of things with a five hole goal.

5) That shark was racist and WAY behind on child support payments. Sooo...

I was really high.

Gareon on my wayward son
For there’ll be police when you are done

I think the ultimate answer is yes/no. There is nothing inherent in marijuana that leads people to other drugs. However, you are putting yourself in contact with someone who likely does sell other, more lucrative, drugs, thus opening yourself up to whatever sales pitch the dealer might have for those.

your mom was a barbarian general cloaked in the language and political concepts of the past last night

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

The fuck? Nobody knew what Corona was in the 1990s? That’s bullshit, flat out, not true. Corona is, and was then, a mass market beer, and (I’ve been told) was the beer to buy at any event at which Jimmy Buffet performed. Everybody knew what it was, and they loved the nuance of dropping a lime sliver in the top. It was…

What about Anal Roberts? What are their recruiting policies?

Arm wrestling contest.......that’s a little “Over the Top”

I stared at all of the refs’ crotches for a full minute before realizing I’d better read the article.

I like how the responses got more angry and mean as they went on. I bet they feel real good at being able to tell the difference between a major and a colonel. I’m pretty sure you were going for a joke and then people just attack you for being dumb. Yep, confirmed that we are on Deadspin.

These defensive shifts are getting fucking ridiculous.

That’s baseball for you. Wild animals attack...and it’s boring.

Hey, sex sells man.

No need to get all pithy about it.

+1 low hanging fruit

I come here to read about cars, not to read what you and the rest of the anti-cargo-heisting media have to say about Julio Nivelo. It’s been three months since the heist. You and the rest of the anti-heisters didn’t get your fucking gold flakes. Get over it.