What you should have done is grab the dumpling between your teeth lightly keeping it away from the fleshy parts of your mouth and sucked in small amounts of air to cool it down while nibbling as fast as you can. That's my strategy for dealing with dangerous pizza rolls.
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Ezekiel Elliott is the Adrian Peterson you get when you can’t get Adrian Peterson.
Not in North Carolina you won’t, Mister!!
The firings will continue until morale improves.
Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.
Actually, they’ve ruined plenty of white players too. Statistics show that more white players have busted out of Cleveland. All Careers Matter
Very sad for whoever the hell this is.
You know, we need more vague in our country, lots of great vague, we’re going to have the greatest vague and really vague the spirits of the Mexicans and the blacks. Vague even the gays. We’re going to have the best vague of any country in the country.
Here are the potential speakers at the RNC Convention: Bob Knight, Mike Tyson, and Don King.
I will most likely vote for Clinton, but all I can think of is the scene in Animal Farm where Napoleon kills Snowball and then presents Snowball’s plans as his own
More like InaccuWeather, am I right!?
Translation: “I had hoped that no one would find out just what kind of horrible, sub-human piece of garbage I am, but, you have, so I’m callously trying to save face as best I can.”
Adam Schefter just shit his pants.
Probably got hooked on something else in the bag. Let’s assume one of the guns is a Glock, with no hammer and a super easy trigger pull. Now let’s assume the other gun is something with a hammer, or an AR with a front post sight. I could easily see that post/hammer/other sticky-outy thing catching on the trigger of…
I respect this take. All takes matter.
Hardy is great but Paul Anderson’s Arthur Shelby is the performance of the show, for me.
Somewhere in 2013?
We should celebrate Buddy Ryan if only because he’s given us Rob and Rex.
ETA: A.J!
That is not true. Limiting access to guns will affect those who have a short-term down turn by removing a method with a high perceived level of certainty and short planning stage, much like limiting access to lethal drugs does.