“NBA All-Star Weekend. Low Energy! Sad!”

And lose a 2nd round pick in year 33 of The Process? Jesus man, stick to the plan.

I think when you are under the cap, you don’t have to salary match. So the Sixers could trade a second rounder for Dwight straight up (but wouldn’t, because second rounders are GOLD in Philly).

“See?” - Chip Kelly

Unfortunately, I don’t sport a charming, Irish brogue. I have the deep drone of a Lancashire chap. :(

INVIZIBUL SNIPER

+5H

I doubt Adam Silver has that authority.

Not enough boobs. 7/10

The closest I was with was probably [Tom] Brady [and] whom I love to death

Root Beer was invented on the wagon trail from Independence, MO to Oregon City, OR in the 1820's. That’s where the name came from. It was ‘the beer of the route.’ Lacking medicine and actual beer, settlers invented a refreshing elixir that would cure everything from broken bones to H1N1. You may be surprised to learn…

The pee is stored in the balls.

That's a fact. Norm carried his ass.

I’ll never forget the night that I walked into my local healthcare clinic with a severe overdose. Abdominal cramping, constant urination, the whole bit. The healthcare people asked me if I’d been drinking, and I told them no, but they saw right through my lies. They had me tested, and boom, there it was. Water. Lots…

Are you talking West Philly or University City?

Just because every time we run something on this this comes up: Hacking is obtaining unauthorized access to a network. As these things go, repeatedly accessing a proprietary database and an email account is actually pretty serious. It’s definitely hacking.

The fact that he did that after another of his children was beaten to death is enough to label him a monster in my eyes.

DAMN YOU, SIMPLEHUMAN!! Y U gotta be so damn much money?

But seriously: I’d love to grab one of these. A hundoo is a bunch of cake for a trash bin.

DAMN YOU, SIMPLEHUMAN!! Y U gotta be so damn much money?

But seriously: I’d love to grab one of these. A hundoo is a…

Just enhance it!