Welcome to the Philadelphia 76ers, Ben! You’re right leg is now broken and your left ACL has exploded. If you’ll just step into this jar of amber liquid, we’ll store you here in this closet with our other big time future talents. Remember, the 2023 title is the only important one. Now breathe the liquid into your…
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How do you beat the Warriors? You beat ‘em with hustle, heart, and using your head. You throw good, crisp bounce passes. You find the open man. You hit your set shots. You box out underneath. You move the runner along into scoring position with less than two outs. You hit your free throws. You eat your vegetables. You…
“Travel”
It’s possible to be overblown?!
Wait til she finds out he pooped in the upper tank of the toilet.
Really, what matters to me is that the information is presented accurately. The professor was not, in fact, all that callous or unreasonable, but the way his email has been distorted as it has traveled through social media and then was presented here on this site is fucking bullshit. The professor didn’t throw down…
Um. That is a seriously misleading tweet image crop of an email that has been WIDELY circulated today:
Also the Episode 1 of this season opens with a fictional movie “Massacre at Sioux Falls”.
Anyone who has ever been in awe of William fucking Westmoreland should be banned from running for any political office for life.
Nothing wrong with freckles. But moles- yuck. Get that shit lasered bro.
“40% effort? I’d kill for that right now.” -Jose Mourinho
Her own version of the events is poking holes in the story she posted on Tumblr. She and a friend were in a fight with a couple, she maced them, and then got indignant when the bar they happened to be in front of wanted nothing to do with their noise? It seems like she has a massive chip on her shoulder, what with…
If this team were a dog, it would be euthanized.
Trail of [ACL] Tears.
In real life, I find the need to preface every positive thing I say about somebody with a paragraph about why I actually don’t like them based on the political opinions I assume they have.
“Honey, the website that tells me not to wear shorts in the summer says I need to buy $300 boots for fall.”
What if he just tattoos it on his face? What then Goodell?!
Nothing beats my phone. Maybe I could put those books ON my phone!