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Jay Cutler has zero chill.

I’m sure Kane appreciates this story.

How do they keep winning if they’re cheating? I mean, explain that to me. Cheating means someone loses. They are so good, that they win even when they cheat. You’re all jealous of this team.

Clearly they made it wrong. A properly made Blizzard should never spill.

Chip Kelly wasn’t coaching in last year’s Ohio State-Oregon game.

Do you get paid at all?

Blake: What’s this all about?

+1 tear running down my cheek

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The Gang Amasses a Huge Amount of Porn on Their Work Computers

Two people were murdered on live television. Drama queen.

My understanding as a layman is the current thoughts on ibuprophen are “it COULD damage your liver with prolonged high doses when used for hangovers” compared to Tylenol which is more like “if you took Tylenol for a hangover before reading this the damage is done”.

Serious note here: DO NOT take Tylenol for hangovers, or things that include Tylenol, the list of which includes any drug ever created that is not called “ibuprophen”. Excedrine, midol, most cough-and-cold medicines, all off limits.

I feel like he really lacked putting his feet to the spinners, like his dad said.

So much for the First Amendment. Also, don’t tell me who I can have talk to me about other people’s kids.

I’m really sick of people suddenly deciding to be offended by the word “commit.” I’m honestly just really sick of people deciding to be so offended by things that are not even remotely offensive in general. Why are you equating “commit” with “committing a crime?” Commit is just a verb. People are allowed to commit…