Tacky, too!

What a shock: Nick Young taking some unnecessary shots.

Albert, you write the way a 19 year old boy raised on gonzo pornography fucks. It's a relentless, monotonous, jackhammering, with no regard for your partner's pleasure, all accompanied by a misplaced self-satisfaction at giving it to her real good.

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What I don't understand is not addiction but a genuine double standard about how it's treated by the media. Hamilton is honorable for admitting his mistake, even though he's faced something like this about every other year (with a team-paid chaperone for several years of his major league career) and likely will again.…

First draft is what he's talking about.

Where I come from, everyone just accepts that that's how you discipline VPs of Football Administration....

arrggghhh!

I don't believe they were. I feel like it would have been mentioned at least a dozen times.

Wait, you had to choose between being a partner at a law firm and contributing to Deadspin?

So step #1 is make lots of money for 18 years and save up? Got it, very helpful.

Mountain Dew: Recommended by 0 out of 5 dentists.

I usually just say, "Hey, wanna ride to Boner Town on the Sausage Express?"

What if the cop was actually a 17 year old hooker who was turned out by a smack-wielding pimp daddy?
Do you think this was the first time GA got his dick wet for less than $100?

The answer to Lynch's question is quite simple. His refusal to engage the media is a thousand times more fun and entertaining than anything the average NFL player has to say to the press.

Or just use this?

There's no possible way my parents would ever do something like this to me.

I'm trying to remember which part of the First Amendment says that a professional football player can interfere with the freedom of the press.

Agreed. I do not hold with the state committing murder, but this, now, this applies: