Break it wide open for us, LPShea! I want it over by tomorrow.

I can't help myself. I just love reading the moronic anger frenzies in their comment sections. One of their paid bloggers even called me racist once for suggesting that twitter isn't a good medium for essays.

If they didn't prove the case beyond a reasonable doubt, he shouldn't be in prison at all.

Nicely done, Garrett.

It's pretty obvious this Pats fan has a chip on his shoulder.

Are you Cutler's cousin or something? How do you think he'd lead any other team to a good record? Look at his record every year on every team. College? Not a single winning season. Denver? Not a single winning season. 2009? Most picks in the league. He won't be a winner anywhere. Supreme arm strength and talent…

He looks like the sort of degenerate kiddy-diddlers Frank Miller would cram into the backgrounds of all his old comics, made repugnant flesh. Where's Marv now that we really need him?

I was righteous before I got to law school. Then I stopped caring. Now as a lawyer my soul has been crushed and I feel nothing anymore. Also, because of my loans, I drive a Hyundai. I really would like a do over.

I mostly hated the music montages and the music they used. That said they did use Yelawolf who most definitely has more biker cred than any consultants they had on the writing crew. Plus I just really like this song...

"I'M ANGRY, AND EVERYBODY EXCEPT FOR ME IS STUPID"

Good thing Floyd saw it and didn't have to read about it.

You can't bubble-wrap a quarterback.

Chuck tried it a couple of years ago and succeeded:

Have you ever met Boston fans? They don't grow out of that.

"The Phillies Way" by Ruin Tomorrow or "How I Stopped Worrying About the Salary Cap, the Farm System, My Reputation, the Fans, Common Sense, Competitiveness and Learned to Love Seeing My Name in Print."

It was originally Warren Machinenowitz, but it was changed at Ellis Island.