Thank you. It’s super annoying reading about a TV show or movie and I’ll spend 10 minutes looking at the review to see where the damn thing is airing before I just wind up googling it. 

Seriously - What the flying fuck? I knew “Riverdale” as a ridiculously sexed up take on Archie. But apparently its now a ridiculously sexed up take on “Charmed” too? 

I don’t know much about Zach Braff’s personal life other than he’s best friends with Turk in real life too - and occasionally see photos of them doing things together on the internet and it makes me inexplicably happy. 

I don’t know if you’ve paid attention lately, but they’ve been raising interest rates a lot this year. Capital One offers 1.3% right now.

“With this amount, even after taxes, you can merely invest in simple, low risk items and with mere disciplined spending, have wealth that grows and lasts for generations.”

I could live VERY comfortably with just the interest from the lump sum in my standard savings account. (Currently sitting at around 1%).

I feel like “among the best in the grocery business” might be a really low bar. 

I eat peanut butter on english muffins when I need comfort food. 

This is very true. I’m a big fan of Alton Brown/Good Eats - he recently posted on Facebook about an upcoming appearance on Stephen Colbert (a pretty big deal for a TV chef). I saw a lot of comments from Alton’s fans that were along the lines of “congrats, but I won’t watch - he’s too liberal.”

Pivoting to country music is what a lot of mediocre acts do to try to sell records after most people are tired of them - so this seems like a natural fit for Applebees. Wait another 5 years and they’ll go all in on Christian rock.

This - if it actually worked worth a damn I would have no problems with self-checkout.

My bags are too heavy apparently so once I hit “use my own bags” and then place them on the scale, everything grinds to a halt and I have to wait for a clerk to come over and override that.

Then if I use coupons - I have to wait for…

That’s adorable - I’m jealous.  

I had a similar idea a long time ago of just getting the outline of the Triforce tattooed on my body someplace and then getting the triangles filled in when I thought I had done something sufficient to warrant getting one.  Honestly, even if I had done that - I think the only one I would have filled in by now is…

I agree - Elijah and Ray were the two best characters on Girls. All of the main cast quickly became so unlikeable.

Particularly Marnie. God I hated Marnie. “Get Out” was an amazing movie - but the best part? Someone finally shot Marnie. I just needed to see that after watching X seasons of “Girls.”

(I’m sure Alison…

I got one of these when I was a teen when they first came out - 20+ years later it still works just fine. Still use it to cook my frozen pizza. Turns out much better than in the oven - plus it’s way faster, you don’t have to wait for it to preheat. (I can cook my frozen pizza in less than the time it takes to preheat…

I just read that today - be careful - it has spoilers for the book (and presumably, movie) if you haven’t read it yet.

“DiCello says that he is unsure what would have made flee, as he had no criminal record.”  - maybe because he had a bunch of cops on his ass that looked like they were set to fire 90(!!!) bullets at him. 

Hey but at least while us SNES kids were playing tons of amazing games on a way better system you had blast processing. 

I need to rewatch Gravity Falls - I watched it the first time 5-6 years ago and it was just at the right moment that any remaining Gravity Falls merchandise was dirt cheap on Amazon. So I picked up a cute stuffed Waddles for like $3. 

I’m starting to think Ezra Miller is being paid by Disney/Marvel to make sure DC never even TRIES to make another movie ever again.

That or it’s just some sort of weird science experiment to see exactly how much bad PR a movie studio can take before they cancel a $200 million dollar movie.

“Wow, the stories about Ezra…

I mean, she’s going to get a lot of hate for sure. But she’s also probably just doing it to hype up an inevitable book.