“How many cookies did the recipe make?”

“I dunno, like 4.”

Because idiots own 9o% of those guns and are themselves awful people who fully support the broken justice system and the wealthy assholes it protects at every turn.

Yeah - it was kinda fun/cool when Wendy’s twitter first started being sassy back in the day. Now everyone does it and it’s just lame and boring.

When we had one open near me in a Illinois a decade ago everyone was super excited and there were huge lines and they were always sold out of donuts. About 2 years later it closed down - I guess once the “new” wore off people just weren’t that impressed? FWIW - there were no particularly beloved or impressive local…

“Hur-dee-dur gas is expensive” = Republican tide in a few months = equal more permanent damage to the country and possibly the collapse of democracy in America.  *sigh* 

He’s just one of those people that every time I learn something new about him, I love him a little more.

John Cena? The wrestler? No real opinion of him I guess.
Oh he’s on John Oliver and he’s in on the gag, that’s nice.
Oh - Suicide Squad is pretty good.
Peacemaker is amazing!
What he plays piano? (and is a Pixies…

I had no idea what Samsung’s Sam was - so I googled it.

The earth deserves to be destroyed.  

Seems dumb - but there is an off chance it eventually leads to Las Vegas being swallowed by the Earth - so I say go for it. 

That’s OK who needs friends when we have fun games like solitaire and playing with a cup and ball.  

I fully believe that Boebert and lots of other Republican (and their mistresses) have had plenty of abortions. And I don’t really have that hard of a time believing she was a prostitute either - this story doesn’t pass the sniff test to me. Also too many people are jumping all over it and way too excited about it -…

Are there any actual real world examples of a game raising millions on Kickstarter and then securing a publisher and dumping the crowdfunded game?

I was more thinking it funny that “spaz” is offensive in the UK and not here - but then also in the UK every third word is “cunt” which is considered completely fine there.

I loved Forest Gump back in the day (I haven’t seen it as an adult, so I don’t know how well it holds, but I’m sure it’s a good movie). And Pulp Fiction is amazing - but yeah - Shawshank gets my vote. Thanks to TNT rerunning it nonstop back in the day I’ve probably seen that movie more than any other in my lifetime. I…

No, the answer is no. Regardless of your cities’ local ordinances, etc - I guarantee you your apartment building is insured and the insurance company will have a clause that says something alone the lines of “you must grill at least 10 feet away from the building.” Note - you can generally STORE your grill on your…

Democrats should tie the Supreme Court security bill to a larger gun control bill. One doesn’t pass without the other.  

It’s dumb to pussyfoot around and pretend like you have an actor you don’t - just kill Samantha off if she’s never going to come back.

Carrie gets a phone call - looks toward the camera: “oh no, Samantha bought a Peloton and now she’s dead too.”

It’s so frustrating searching for anything on Amazon anymore - all you find is knock-off shit from fake Chinese companies.

I usually don’t mind 0 cal sweeteners as long as they are at least partially mixed with sugar. But on their own I agree - they tend to really distort the flavor of whatever. 

I had almost all of those pictured (except the Brontosaurus) - the T-Rex was motorized so it could walk - but it didn’t work very well :( 

Plausible deniability?  “I didn’t kill that guy - I was just playing with my laser pointer and then all of a sudden a pack of Raptors ate him.”