Steps two and three are unnecessary. Should be replaced by "reflect upon your life" and "walk outside to engage with the world you once knew."

I'm sorry, how can this be the goal of the year? That player is clearly not wearing an Arsenal jersey.

Seriously tho don't taze people over stupid shit mk.

The Mega City One in 2012 Dredd, doesn't look like LA in a few decades, it looks like Johannesburg today! Minus Peach Trees.

Because people demonstrated against the goverment/banks/... and it got violent. Or some fucktards came out of a football game and went at it.

He had a Sony bias even before these consoles released and before all the PR attention that he received from either company, so bollocks to your points. Slimy? He said what was on his mind, and he gave detailed reasons why he thought that the PS4 was a better console for himself, even said his wife perfers the Xbox…

Him playing it straight is what makes it so good for me, the guy absolutely nails it, to the point that people who actually are being angrily irrational take his side. Knowing that IRL he's making fun of those people is hilarious. Hopefully when other people find out that this is really a charade, they'll look back…

I legitimately can't tell what is buggy about this and what simply is cricket. I had an Indian kid who tried to explain it to me every day while we were waiting for the bus together. He might as well have been explaining how to use cheese as a nuclear conductor.

Everyone clings on to that argument but the facts are if you stop paying, yes you can't access them, but if you continue again the lease for all previous games still exists on your account and will be activated once more. £40 a year for a games rental service where you can borrow those games from 12 months down to 1…

"Now that is scientific fact—there's no real evidence for it—but it is scientific fact"

You win for The I.T. Crowd reference. Chris Morris is excellent, not to mention a world-class troll irl.

While i somewhat agree, you have to remember the following:

Game: Valkyria Chronicles

Why don't you deal with whoever is forcing you to watch it? It might make your life easier.

I've been reading Kotaku for (almost) ten years. 'To report news' in some utopian computer fashion that no news outlet has ever achieved or even attempted has never been the mission. Even under Gallant it was a combo of exclusive stories, investigative reporting, personal opinion, and sure, just trolling. This is…

I'm pretty sure the hard counter to cavalry was perfected over 4 years of field tests 99 years ago.

He looks pretty badass.

Anytime someone pulls "hipster" out of thin air I just imagine some person with a huge inferiority complex and a chip on their shoulder. Sorry these stupid hipsters are making good music/into cooler stuff/making videogames/generally better than you.

you should say "strawdog" one more time. maybe if you repeat it enough you might actually sound intelligent.