Watched the first one and I fail to see how it was anything other than a strip show. I don't rail on Patricia like most here do but I'm pretty surprised to see her post this given her usual stance on anything involving women and smut.

Yet Illyrio greets Khal Drogo at Pentos by saying "the lord of light welcomes you" and says it other times too. Yet Varys is best buds with him. That's not to say Varys is a follower too of course. His motives and actions continue to puzzle me though. He is certainly not for the realm as he says he is. Unless he means…

It does make me wonder, how long has the Three-Eyed Crow been around. Since the start of time? How many have taken that role before Blood Raven did? Certainly though since as far back as we know the Children of the Forest have fought against the Others, and the threat of the Others brought the Children into an…

I wrote that last year and its kinda frustrating to still be getting replies because Kotaku just keeps reposting the same article time and time again!

Your three-eyed crow/great other theory has one huge gaping hole in it though. The Children of the Forest fought the White Walkers hundreds of years ago and so presumably also against the Great Other as well. The Three-Eyed Crow is also Blood Raven, a man who is undoubtedly a shit hot bad ass 'good guy' who's deeds…

I get your point that $3m isn't quite as much as people think but if they were to spend all that on office rent alone then that's some extravagant mis-spending. Staff wages will likely be their main expense. Office rent will be quite high but nowhere near in the region of even 1 million. But yes the costs do run up…

MARK IT ZERO!

Tom Hanks.

Do you often go through 7 week old articles just to show your inability to read properly and detect humour?

Did he bang her?? He was clearly trying really hard to so I hope he did.

How about the awoiaf site that refers to her as Catelyn Tully? Even alongside the picture of her clothed in grey over a direwolf she is still labelled Tully. She is regularly referred to as Tully everywhere. She is Tully. She knows there must always be a Stark in Winterfell but never regards herself fully as one…

"The internet hasn't gone down for a whole day...not in 25 years..."

YAWN

7 people are also complete retards.

"Neither will the X1 you don't NEED a fancy internet connection to play."

You know nothing Jon Snow.

He's doing it in a jovial way. I quite agree with him though regardless. I love Final Fantasy but Square are a bunch of frustrating assholes. I shouted the same when Nomura opened with "can't give you any details right now" but the unexpected trailer was great. They already trolled us at Sony's reveal by taking stage…

Well it's official, its not exclusive. Fucking Square. So many people bought into PS3 because of that. I do wonder if Sony had paid them for it to be exclusive. Like are they going back on any previous deal I wonder.

The loud screeching was annoying but man that was still funny! Really does encapsulate the emotions I felt at the time!

I'm the opposite. I think FFXV will be and KHIII won't be. FFXV (though under the name Versus) was to be a PS3 exclusive. After 7 years of development hell I would expect them to honour that agreement.