Damn that’s cold-blooded. Just like Bosh.

welcome to finishing 7th in the east and not getting a good draft pick.

You are still tanking but now you are tanking with a hometown star to keep season tickets sales up while also spending the escalating salary cap floor money. #Kobetanking

Thing is, they’ll win 38 games and get the 14th pick in the draft again. It’s going to be a long five years for Fred.

All this NBA excitement, as a Bulls fan I can’t wait for the train wreck season followed by the 2017 lottery pick.

I'd like the throw in Dwight Hawkward.

Texas

Because young millionaires would rather live in New York, Miami or LA than live in Dallas.

This, together with “Brexfast is served”, is the best thing I’ve heard in the past few days. Well-done!

Did someone say, “twist”?!

An Incomplete, Amateurish NBA Draft Preview

The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.

Datthew Mellavedova enters wearing only a #69 jersey. “Do you boys know how to run the triangle?”

Moon tea. Fuck that little embryonic shit.

I look forward to the likely burning-by-wildfire of Kings Landing next week.

The correct term is “Militia.” We have untrained* militia blasting away at shoplifters -vomit

I’m actually surprised they didn’t try to market a line of handguns for kindergarteners after Sandy hook.

“. . . urged Americans to buy more guns ‘because terrorists are on the verge of overwhelming us’.”

He also gave a million dollars to the Moore relief effort after the devastating tornado last year, and did so without a single publicist around. Granted, the news did eventually get out- it turns out when you're a famous basketball player, writing a 7-digit check is a little hard to keep quiet- but everything I've…

I don't think hating on KD himself is actually the main thrust of this article. The problem isn't Kevin Durant, the problem is Kevin Durant (TM), or the stupid dance Kevin Durant has to do as a major athlete with media all over him all the time. Yes, this article is cynical, but even more cynical is being forced to…