Ok, there is some of that. But her supporters also tend to use it to make her a martyr. Bernie’s campaign didn’t make gender an issue in the least, but “Bernie bro” became a thing, and Hillary rode a wave of girl power the entire way. I’m not saying there isn’t a ton of misogyny going on on the right, as well as a…

Could be because of her cynical race-baiting in 2008...

Just an example. There are plenty of countries (dozens, actually! And that’s according to the Cato Institute, no pinko leftist organization, that.) that are more “free” than us. You could just as easily thank the oceans on either side of us, but that doesn’t quite have the same feels, does it. Look, it’s straight up…

Your friend... What do you mean by “is”?

Just guffawed on the train. Thanks. I believe it's cats, but great comment nonetheless.

That's surely why they thought they'd get away with it. Well, that and the palms they surely greased.

Actually, pretty sure Texas does the crapping. If Florida is the nation’s wang (and it is), El Paso is our nation’s asshole. If you've been there, you know this to be true. Which makes Texas the rectum. And Louisiana would be the sweaty taint. It all checks out.

Shoulda been against the law for Stephen F. Austin to crap out Texas. Or was it...

Ugh. Y’all are the worst.

And lead as two kings.

Think about it man!!!

Live from New York... It's the impending Apocalypse!!!

Uh... You think?

The D is already on it.

They do. They live in it. A fantastical land where facts are treasonous and intolerance patriotic. Replace Rock Candy with Bullshit, and that's the mountain.

If you think he is patient zero...

Well shit. I guess that’s cool. But it’s kinda beside the real point: Apple’s proprietary chargers and whatever are bullshit. Don't tell me what accessories I have to use.

Yeah, fuck that. Fuck these guys.

Whoops. Missed it. Strike one, me.

How about verse 3?