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Bingo. Star.

Pictured: Ryan Fitzpatrick and the Rivers family.

Yea, but stay with that shit!

No shit. Watch #3, he of the screamer off the dude’s head. He gets blindsided (fair), and then totally ignored by the pussies who were chasing him in the first place. Fucking focus, man!

Well, you did just have mindblowing sex with my mind right there.

This one’s my favorite.

If they want eyetalian, they should just order delivery from the Dominos, since they've already booked Macaroni Grill for the rehearsal dinner.

Those are some pretty damning recommendations. Great Lakes is solid (very solid) but fucking Mortons and Tilted Kilt? Shit man, get the next flight outta there.

But that makes no damn sense.

Pots and kettles, my friend.

Or they have legitimate concerns about your candidate?

Exactly. So there are Dems who don’t like your candidate. Chill, because that’s probably a good thing! If we all simply accepted a preordained candidate with no vigorous debate I would be much more concerned.

Uh.... Wut?

Fuck me if that shitshow gives him a bump.

Without the wink.

Hey, we're two injuries away from turning this thing around.

Gif please.

I'm dying. So good.

Agreed. Peak Kobe is final game, fuck it I'll chuck it Kobe.

Who’s that guy on the left and what's he doing there?