I’ve never seen so many white people come out to support Urban survival.

Does anyone else’s feel like, maybe, just maybe, EZEKIAL FREAKIN’ ELLIOT’s DAD shouldn’t be your organization’s spokesperson about the treatment of women?

If you want to anger Mike Pence, form a union.

I met my wife on a transatlantic private jet. It was 1974, inflation was high, fuel prices for the jet nearly bankrupted me, but I Was determined to see Japan. I parked the Rolls on the runway right outside of Houston and looked back on my oil empire. Things for most people weren’t good; for me, they were great. It…

From what I’ve learned about MLB players having really bad days in the past week, Sanchez should apologize for last night, saying those things happened a long time ago, and doesn’t reflect who he is as a player now.

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No, not by me, fascist. By the end of your own tiki torch while it’s forced down your throat during the next Unite The Right rally. Can’t wait to see you there ;)

I’m sure these kids have seen enough divers the last few days.

Jesus fucking Christ...

Is it weird that Let’s Remember Some Guys is easily my favorite show of 2018? Can you submit for the Emmys? I mean, this is objectively and consistently better than Westworld.

Just imagine how fast it would have been though if Chapman’s girlfriend was in the batter’s box

The fact that they convince themselves that they are of some moral high standing while leeching funds from the universities that were provided by your student loans is the most infuriating part.

I dare you to find me someone more self-righteous and dead inside than a higher education administrator. At least the vampire capitalists are honest about their intentions.

Sources say the Mets traded Harvey to the town known as “Porkopolis” after he sent a text saying he won’t pitch in any city unless it’s Got ham.

Counterpoint: It can be done to perfection.

Please remember this when the pee tape surfaces. Please.

Ichiro no go

How will giving him a concussion help fix his jaw?

It tastes like the smell of cat piss!

Joe Flacco is reportedly so upset with the pick that he couldn’t finish his morning coddled egg.