Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Seems like letting others do the shooting is just plain selfless teamwork.

Whether she can maintain that poise rests in part on whether she can get through adolescence without learning that, at one point in time, tens of thousands of Internet people (to estimate conservatively) imagined her father (who will probably be a pastor by then) to be in possession of a tremendous wang.

you’d definitely have seen butler get far more use if they were the old england patriots

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If I can offer three points of advice that you don’t have to take a full course for:

1.) One of the first and most important tenets of Rhet/Comp is to avoid engaging in arguments with zealots. “Zealot” doesn’t have the same religious connotation in this context that it does in colloquial expression—it just means any…

I want to go gawk at their house, and if they come out and ask what I’m doing I’d say “You just don’t see gravel roads like this anymore, very quaint”. Because I’m drunk right now and think that’s hilarious

Too bad he’s so mediocre, because good Ferentzes make good neighbors.

Are we surprised the Jets and the Sharks are beefing? Time for a musical number to solve everything.

+1:100 scale

Well, there’s sitting on the stoop crackin’ wise, but yeah, that’s pretty much it for NYC.

They don’t call it State Pen for nothing!

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

Man Who Benefitted From His Dad in Twitter Beef With Man Who Benefitted From His Son, reported on by Man Who Benefitted From His Dad.

The Bowling Green Massacre.

Although he may best be remembered for his no hitter/perfect game with the Phillies, Halladay will always be a Blue Jay, especially since he was still flying south for the winter.

Should’ve been you, Curt Schilling.

Big talk from a guy who guy who’s built a career around encouraging shooters.