Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

‘...but because the “ill-informed students” clearly needed to to “learn all that the flag truly represents.”’

So you’re having Nunavut.

But because nothing else in the song is ironic, having the last verse be ironic actually is ironic in itself. Oh wait, having a song about irony with none of the examples being ironic actually is ironic. So adding an ironic example to the song means that the lack of irony in the song disappears, so the song about…

i knew i should have put money down on him to show.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

And to think, just a few years ago MLB wouldn’t let us watch Giancarlo go deep on Youtube.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

How many more times would you have made this comment if you had spent the first ten years of your career commenting on subpar websites?

Looks like somebody failed to pass the bar this morning.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

He was distracted by thinking about whether he needed to buy 3 different Father’s Day gifts since technically they’re all for the same guy.

Guns for all! Health care, not so much!

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

My guess is because there’s two of them and one of him? Maybe don’t want the other being jealous is all I can think of.

If a ballplayer goes 5 for 5 with 4 homers and 10 runs batted in while wearing camouflage making it impossible for both the opposition and the crowd in attendance to see him did it really happen?

The only question is how the studio marketing team will try to justify casting Katherine Heigl as Rihanna and Bradley Cooper as Durant.

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…