I remember watching one of the last press conferences Lebron had when he was a senior in high school. (Ha ha. Think about the statement I just typed—how fucking awesome has this guy’s life been?) So a reporter tried to zing him by bringing up the fact that it was a little suspicious a kid “from your background” was…

He probably isn’t that bad. There area subtle nuances at play when works are translated into English from the original Canadian.

Not if you close your eyes.

So I technically root for the Washington Redfranchises? I’m ok with that.

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

In a statistical oddity, his WAR has been 2.0 every season for the last 70 years.

Go to hell.

I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

Is anyone else over the Olympics? I loved it as a child. Now I view it as the monetizing of manufactured nationalism often at the expense of countries who cannot afford to host them.

Soilent Green is Todd Benzinger!

‘O Canada’, Guard Won’t Stand On Thee

By ignoring Canada,Wade joins a club with about 8 billion members.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Per law, the dogs are required to use the bathroom that corresponds to their breed identity at birth. Which, for most breeds, is anywhere they damn well please.

@durex

So tragic, another Dolphin getting caught up in the net.

Everest is only the tallest when measured from sea level. Climb Mauna Kea from the base. MUCH more challenging.

Peter King is a horrible shill for one of the most profitable and exploitative businesses in America, but Gawkers’ condescension towards Skyline Chili sickens me.

Anyone who shows up to a Tigers game in April should be wearing gloves on both hands IMO.

They’re 19 year old kids who witnessed a ferocious dunk in probably the biggest game they’ve ever played. Why do you care?