A large orange, left-to-right-moving object?

The Maple Leafs are still figuring out how to play 5-on-5.

“...his genitals came flying out of his shorts while trying to beat five seconds.”

That's at least a 7.2. Not sure what the 40 time was.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

THEN YOU ARE NOT A TRUE YANKEE!

Also known as the Seventh-Inning Kvetch

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

“Great, now we’re both suspended!”

Random Jabari story: He stayed in Wisconsin over the summer before the season and I saw him at a YMCA playing basketball with a bunch of kids probably 9-12 years old. He was not going easy on them either he was scoring every time he got the ball just exposing the defense. Very few people even realized he was there and…

Im very racist and even I know the difference.

Thanks to showing the Sixers what a block looks like, they may forego tweeting him and try to sign him instead.

Good luck, thanks to America’s crumbling infrastructure there are way les miles of rail than there used to be.

Ah, so Okafor was merely singing the Duke fight song.

Obviously, she was asking for it or she wouldn't have been dressed that way.