A baby bird in the nest that opens its brightly-colored mouth and makes a peep sound will be fed by its parents. It will continue doing this until it is a fully grown bird. Meanwhile, a baby bird that does not do this will starve to death.

I’ve always thought of myself as a reasonably kind and compassionate person. But this fuckstick makes me question that. I’ve given up on any other humans doing anything to rid us of this orange pestilence, and have begun hoping for a nice, big, final blown artery.

He did say it in a way that felt like he was taking the word for the first test drive off the lot.

Don’t just limit it to US presidents. He said “no politician in *history*”

While it would be nice he is, and we all know this, incapable of perspective. I wish he were playing a role - The Most Self-Absorbed Man in the World - and he could bust out and say, “Gotcha!” But that moment will never come because he really does only see things through himself (why he can never make a mistake). He…

After his proposed budget that would’ve cut $1.3 billion-with-a-b from the Coast Guard’s operations, I’m sure they are thrilled to see him.

“Surety”

Even better... he talks about the aircraft carrier and fighter savings which have nothing to do with the Coast Guard.

Yup,. I mentioned that elsewhere in these comments. He made their graduation about his and his self-induced problems. Fuck this motherfucker.

Beyond Lincoln’s head, he’s saying this to women and men who get on a helicopter or boat in the worst weather and dive into ice-cold bodies of water to save people they’ve never met. A little perspective would be nice.

Coming from a guy who accused his predecessor of being a secret Kenyan. God please get rid of this fucking buffoon.

But hes probably gonna do something really fuckin’ stupid Thursday.

Yup, I was just listening, He delivered the most generic accolades to the work of the Coast Guard and then swiftly pivoted into a “woe is me” speech. And it went on and on. It was pretty fucking disgusting. He made their graduation about himself and his self-induced problems.

Donald Trump is a very stupid dumbass.

Can we take one day a week for the rest of his (please god, short) presidency when we don’t talk about him? It is exhausting: I am actually tired, not to mention depressed and unproductive, because I keep looking at the Times, the Wall Street Journal and the Washington Post with my jaw slightly open. And Mrs.…

Was listening to him speak at the Coast Guard commencement ceremony a few minutes ago and he said this about himself: “No politician in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.”

Right now he is giving an embarrassing commencement address at the Coast Guard Academy graduation. About 30% of it is about how great he thinks he is and all of his tremendous accomplishments and how he is the most persecuted president in American history. Completely tone deaf.

Oh man, that’s awesome. I hadn’t noticed that!

You forgot the pre-condition of having been a victim of rape. Ah the good ol’ days, when an insurance company would tell worried parents that their sick child had reached their lifetime spending cap and will no longer be covered.

The thing about the Rabbi Shmuley selfie is what is written ON the whiteboard: Muslim Ban (checked as completed) - this accidental evidence will kill the White House’s contention (in the appellate courts) that the travel restrictions were anything other than religious discrimination (and leave no room to argue that…