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I’m terrified that he’ll be impeached but we’ll be unable to remove all the frauds, criminals, grifters, and dinosaurs he’s hired.

They will really bring out his face

Newsflash Spicer you dumbfuck!! Frederick Douglass won’t be making any statements anytime soon. And how in the hell does something “become more and more”???? These idiots are so fucking incompetent and ignorant that it hurts my brain. I think we should force them all to take IQ tests at gunpoint, and anyone who scores

Why does it seem like people don’t know the difference between “woman” and “women” anymore??? Proofread the first sentence of this article, PLEASE.

Now it has 27,200 signatures!

They didn't forget.

I had a similar situation, but with a guy who had been pursuing me for months despite my constant rejection. I was only 15 or 16 at the time, painfully naive, and a virgin. I ended up at a party at his house, very drunk, and found myself in bed with him on top of me. I had just gone somewhere to pass out and he

I think they call that purple prose.

I just started watching that!! What a coincidence. I realize I wrote my original comments in a haze of emotion. You seem to be a reasonable person. Kudos.

Look, I’m not sure if you’re trolling or not, but obviously I’m being a bit hyperbolic here. The point is, I’d much rather live in a “totalitarian” country that removes the possibility (and no, it’s not a “right”) for unhinged psychos to blow away dozens of people within seconds, than the kind that a lot of

See also: ISIS/Daesh

We’ll take theirs away too. The Republic of Sanity does not discriminate. No military assault weapons for anyone not actively serving in the military. Ever. Full stop. I'm pretty sure a majority of Americans would be a-ok living in a society where people simply could not get their hands on these types of weapons.

Guys, I don’t know about you, but I’m ready for two countries. Theirs can be maybe in Texas, have no health care, total prohibition of abortion AND birth control AND sex ed, everyone can carry assault rifles all the time and shoot each other to their hearts’ delight, no environmental regulations, mandatory church

Some people actually do protest! There’s an anthropologist who does research on differing attitudes towards embryos in Latin America and the US.

As should domestic abusers, who should under NO circumstances be allowed to legally acquire guns...Oh. Wait. Isn’t that already the case?

That's so simple, but it's genius! New law.

Can we please stop using the word ‘misspoke’?! I mean, bitch clearly knew exactly what she was saying and why. If she came out now saying she misspoke, I would just want to punch her even harder than I already do. She LIED.

Ice T has more Twitter followers than Bernie.

Instead of acid attacks, in America men just stalk and shoot the women that piss them off.

I just turned 35 yesterday. This website gave me 26, 29, 33, & 36. The supposedly 36-year-old picture was the least recent one, actually taken when I was 33. The other three are more recent. Ummmmm I’ll take it!