Also, who the fuck is Trump to comment on anybody’s weight/physical appearance? Has he seen what he looks like in khakis while playing golf? Or what he looks like in his ill fitting suits? Or just what he looks like period?

He and his entire family (except Tiffany, of course) wind up in prison for various crimes, including begging the Russians to help him win the election so everyone in the fucking world knows that without any doubt, Hillary would have won the election.

Every time he goes to tweet, he can’t remember what he was going to say. Dies clutching a phone with a blank tweet.

The only real punishment for a narcissist is to be ignored. So my wish is for him to walk around in perpetual invisibility, randomly screaming “I’M PRESIDENT TRUMP!!” while passersby only feel a slight stirring of the air and smell a faint whiff of self-tanner.

Deep poverty and chronic illness, in a red state that has dismantled the social safety net.

Ultimate punishment for Trump? He is able to view himself exactly how everyone else sees him.

He gets Jon Malkoviched. He is forced to watch from inside his mind as people take over his body. Spend/give away all his money, appoints Obama to the Supreme Court, enacts all sorts of socialist legislation, has A LOT of gay sex.

Omce more with feeling: Cersei Lannister’s walk or shame.

“Governor LePage of Maine, who, by the way, has lost a lot of weight,” the President of the United States said. “I knew him when he was heavy and now I know him when he was thin and I like him both ways, okay?” 

Do you really need to ask? When it comes to the GOP, there’s just one rule: Follow the money. They claim to be Christian, but the only god they worship is the almighty dollar. If it makes them or their friends rich, they are all for it.

There’s an area in the woodsier part of my state that was a beloved summer camp for decades until the governing organization decided to sell it off. The new buyer said that he was going to do some “judicious logging” and then lease it back to a new camp group. What they got was so brutally deforested that no one…

Same same up here in Maine, where our Tea Party governor is attempting to open up all our state parks & forests for logging. How can these assbuckets not understand that in the long run, preserving these areas is the best possible investment in our tourism-oriented states?

All of the percent that was idea. He probably took that photo himself.

In somewhat good news, most experts reviewing the Antiquities Act believe that there is little he can do to recind monuments designated under the act. That is the whole point of it. Even with all the crying here in Utah (I’m a Utahn) of ‘this is an abuse’ and also, ‘wah wah wah’ because all they want is to use the…

Loathe! Despise! Detest! Abhor! Revile!

What’s the over/under on that being Donnie’s idea?! Never mind...

I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM

It’s truly groundbreaking, this is why the 9/11 Memorial will be replaced with the Monument of the 10:

Guarantee Trump left the room half way through the call.

“new ground for the government,” according to Zinke.