The fact that California not only is majority non-white but also has a larger percentage of mixed-race individuals than any state except Hawaii undoubtedly contributes to the hatred so many conservatives have for the state.

Damn Old timer, you’ve seen some shit.

I was a kid in Hawaii when we got statehood, and I remember that there were political issues that delayed it, but at the time I didn’t really understand them. I didn’t have any idea that miscegenation was one of the issues, because it was such an ordinary thing. I had plenty of “hapa” friends, and nowadays it seems…

Hawaii’s statehood was delayed for a number of years by Southern conservatives who were appalled at the prevalence of miscegenation there, most notably Sam Rayburn. You think Jefferson Beauregard Sessions thinks that Hawaii is really part of the United States? When he was growing up it was nothing but a military…

See if you can get them to admit Melania is in fact a pillar of salt.

I’m arguing with my wife’s redneck family members about the MOAB attack, which they are fucking ecstatic over (like, literally cheerleading on Facebook). I asked them why we needed to use the GBU-43, which from my understanding detonates midair to hit surface targets, against underground targets like tunnel networks.…

And John Lewis.

This pretty much describes 2017

yeah that’s never where you insert a “but” or “however.” Other examples where this is NEVER CORRECT, and yet when the GOP gets started...I swear I’ve heard all of these:

I dunno, the woman in front of Ryan with the inscrutable squint, the look down, and deep breath as if crumbling from the embarassment of it all is my fave reaction in that tremendous series of gifs

 Spicer’s only “qualification” is that he’ll lick Trump’s boots. Loyalty is all this administration cares about - competence is an afterthought.

April Ryan has always had my respect, but in the last 3 months she has become one of my fucking HEROES. This woman is holding the line for truth and decency against hordes of terrible, dumb, evil old white dudes. She and Maxine Waters are keeping my soul alive.

Holocaust centers.

They’re living vicariously through him and don’t mind him and McConnell having all the money as long as those “thieving brown people” don’t get any.

He (and his spawn) should be made to pay it all back when he’s impeached.

The best thing about this collection of derelicts is that the more they voice their completely irrational opinions all over the media and social media, the more stupid and beyond ridiculous they sound. Keep it up, assholes.

“Shortly after “alt-right” poster-boy Steve Bannon reportedly called Jared Kushner a “cuck,” signaling an escalating battle in the White House between the “Bannonites” and the “globalists,” Donald Trump bucked his isolationist promises and launched a military strike against the Syrian government”

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Extreme pressure from many sides, looks like — which is similar to acute anxiety disorder. Cops call it ‘perp sweat’. When you’re questioning someone & they’re terrified of jail, they’re terrified of what their boss will do if they don’t go to jail, they’re not sure what you know & are afraid of slipping up.... It…

My favorite Spicer is “I think it’s interesting” Spicer. You know some defensive, condescending shit is going to fly out of his face when he starts that.