Sorry, but Rafael Nadal is a capybara

If Tom Brady is a fancy dog, Kyrgios is maybe a very good and playful 3 year old Lab that already has bad joints.

If there was a coach who was brilliant enough to get players like Kyrgios and Monfils to play to their full potential, their time would be better spent doing something slightly easier, like bringing peace to the Middle East.

Shamelessly borrowed from a user on the Reds subreddit;

THAT’S AN INFLAMATORY COMMENT!

Still better than his piece of shit dad All.

Google said his net worth is 3.5 mil, so comparative peanuts but also the richest bailiff alive or something apparently

Anyone who speaks on air (bailiff, defendant, plaintiff, witnesses) is getting paid at least scale, plus the show, like most judge shows, actually pays the case winner whatever the judge awards. But, yeah, aside from Judy’s insane salary, it’s overall even cheaper than most reality shows, which is probably why there…

Cowherd’s contractually obligated to call a black person lazy in every segment.

“As soon as it cleared the platform, there was nothing for me to push off of. Very quickly I saw that we were both going down separately.” 

“Running is the easier, lazier way to play QB.”

I know the feeling. I used to yell that word when I was mad at someone while playing hockey and I realized “woah where is this even coming from” I hope he takes time to reflect on why that’s the word he chooses when he does get emotional during games.  

You know why I like this apology? There’s no “if” in there.

The fact that his co-workers that helped him achieve the greatest honor in his profession were shamed into thinking that they didn’t have the right to stand by him is indicative of the fuckery that is present in this day and age. Mental fucking Slavery. I don’t give a fuck about an opinion outside of humans being…

He did the same when introducing Kurt Warner, emphatically and loudly saying that St. Louis won the Super Bowl when Kurt won his MVP. Respect to Boomer for shouting out the people the NFL pretends don’t exist.

Boomer is always good in important events. He knows it’s not about him and gives whatever he’s speaking about the proper respect.

First time in years I’ve liked Boomer. When he introduced Tomlinson he made a point of saying San Diego Chargers repeatedly, with a big emphasis on the city and a pause for the crowd to respond.

Someone else might be available, too.

“Hold my beer”
- The Bears

Fumbles beer
- The Jets

Recovers beer, chugs beer, shouts “69", spikes beer into ground
- Gronk

WHY YOUR TEAM SUCKS: Miami Dolphins