And yet, despite the raging inferno of ineptitude, clownish behavior, is there any doubt that once Toilet Bowles gets fired that Ambassador Woodrow (via proxy) seriously considers bringing Sexy Rexy back?

Still funny after all these years.

I left the room to go get a snack and by the time I got back the Patriots had scored 14 points. I actually looked at the clock to make sure I hadn’t had an aneurysm and blacked out for a while or something.

*takes swig of lukewarm beer* I miss sanchez *tears up*. Remember when all we were bitching about was a shitty QB?

The way Sanchez just lays face down in frustration is the best part.

If I remember correctly, the Jets were talking SO MUCH SHIT before that game. Rex Ryan and his boyz were so sure they were gonna “punch em in the mouth” or whatever. It was a very relaxing Thanksgiving for me.

I’m from a family of Patriots fans, so I was rooting for the Jets out of nothing more than spite towards the rest of the people watching with me. Have you ever seen a grown man, a WWII veteran at that, laugh so hard he drops a slice of pumpkin pie on the floor? I’m pretty sure if he was still with us to ask, Granddad…

It sure made my holiday complete. Pats scored 3 TDs in like 15 seconds that night (Pats score, Buttfumble was the first play on the ensuing drive, and then the Jets fumbled the subsequent kickoff and the Pats returned that for a TD.) It was glorious.

The fact that it was a Thanksgiving Day game makes it even better.

I think it’s appropriate to post this here. Everyone’s seen the buttfumble gif, but the gif leaves out the touchdown and lacks a certain...yackety sax

They asked for us to publish the interview on a specific date, not for us to conduct it on a specific date. We prefer to reserve the right to publish interviews whenever we’d like. And we definitely wouldn’t let an interview subject decide what kind of format we’d use when we published it. Playdek’s PR was insisting…

There’s a few of you in every single article about failed Kickstarters telling backers how you “just knew” it wasn’t going to work. It’s so ridiculously boring and pointless. Congratulations, Nostradamus, you’re super fucking smart and insightful. Next?

I’m pretty sure they used that Kickstarter money on another project and were hoping to then make Unsung Story with profits that didn’t happen. I’d love to hear from Matsuno on what he thinks about the situation. Has he ever addressed this clusterfuck?

Weaker defense stats and INSANE attack, its charged attack can halve a Gyrados even with the type difference.

Moltres seems to be weaker than Lugia and Articuno.

I mean, it’s pretty logical for a tactics game actually; a bare-bones PvP implementation for a turn based game has minimal netcode that would be needed since you don’t have to worry about real-time (seriously, implementing PvP chess, which Tactics games effectively are, is a class project in college CS classes), and…

“A game company called Little Orbit will take over development on Unsung Story.”

Y’know how cheap, rushed licensed games have all but disappeared from consoles and moved to mobile? Little Orbit are the guys keeping that console shovelware dream alive. They produce and publish nothing but garbage, and I will forever…

I can’t tell you this is an accurate depiction of what Joel Goodman and Playdek did with $660,126, but I also can’t tell you it isn’t an accurate depiction of what Joel Goodman and Playdek did with $660,126.

Funding Unsung Story has gone from hopeful to worrying to disappointing to unbelievably frustrating to past the point of caring to morbidly entertaining. Finally, I feel like I’m getting my money’s worth from this drama! But seriously, what the hell did Playdek do with $660k? And how can Little Orbit possibly hope to…

The PVP thing is still so, so stupid. Without that maaaaaybe I could buy that they just were too ambitious, but that? That was just the thing that made it all seem way shadier