Or we just can’t afford to live in houses.

I think if last tuesday’s election results are an indication of exactly how pissed people are, it’s a good thing.

I read everything Tessa Thompson meant me to read in the scene where the other Valkyrie is falling back from her after she’s been run through. There’s intimacy in the anguish on her face that goes beyond mere sisterhood. I thought it was a brilliant bit of acting.

My first honeymoon started out as a disaster (and the fact I called it my first honeymoon tells you how the marriage turned out).

It’s way better. It’s still not in any sense of the word good, but it will do.

They undertook a pretty shrewd, self-deprecating marketing campaign a few years back where they basically said “yeah, our pizza sucks. We’re going to make it better.” They actually did. I mean, it’s not great, but it’s the best thing I can have delivered to me at 2:30 after a night of liquid self-flagellation. I’d…

It really is far and away the best chain pizza. I don’t know what deal-with-the-devil they made, but if I know I’m getting off work after midnight, I always put a delivery order in for a pizza. I’m not even embarrassed to tell people that anymore.

That whole ad campaign was low key hilarious.

When I was in high school I went to a summer program where we had a pizza dinner every Sunday night and we always had Domino’s. It was so bad it put me off of it for a decade. I had some earlier this year and was seriously impressed. They’ve come a long way and have become my fast foot chain pizza of choice.

It honestly is amazing how Dominoes was able to completely turn themselves around. For the fast chain pizza’s it is by far the best, not sure what the fuck Pizza Hut is doing, but it is a hut of sadness. Little Caesars was the shit when I was a kid and we went to Caesarland. Sbarro gave my fiance diarrhea on a flight…

Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!

There’s a reasonable explanation for all of this (you’ll kick yourself for not thinking about it). The mob is influencing these games. See everybody is betting on the Golden Knights to lose, so what they’re doing is paying the players under the table to win and then betting against the crowd. The perfect crime.

I will say this for the last time. Do not hold women accountable for the actions, decisions or words of their partners. Don’t. Do it.

Real estate brokers, working in cahoots with banks and governments, redlined the country and kept segregation going even until now. In short, nobody cares what you think.

If that’s the case with the humor, Marvel must be hitting us with the lighter Guardians, Spider-Man, and Thor before we get hit *hard* in the gut as things transition into next year’s Infinity War.

It honestly has been my great pleasure to watch Germain’s movie reviews evolve from fairly middle of the road to super, super great.

You folks out they who want to make movie reviews take note of this one.

1. I live in this area. I could go on and on about how high racial tensions are in South Dakota. There’s a lot of outright hatred of Natives here. I myself have been called a Prairie N***** when I was 8 years old. And that’s not even a rare thing. I know lots of people my age (I’m 30) who have had that happen growing…

As long as no beautiful flags were disrespected, we’re all good?

Well to be fair the natives come from a school that is located on the poorest reservation in America with unbelievable poverty, infant mortality rates and rampant addiction issues. So.....they kind of had it coming.