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How about that rarest of all creatures… A Deadspin staffer?

Best mythical creature: Deadspin

I feel like it is. If the writers and readers basically left enmasse, it would be a fitting end and maybe tank any remaining value these sites have.

It’s almost over, eh?

Fuck Jim Spanfeller

Jim Spanfeller is so fragile he can’t stand someone calling him an herb. Also, Jim Spanfeller is an herb.

I absolutely would contribute (depending on where I am in my monthly budget) as well. No matter where the writers go, and I, probably unrealistically, hope it’s together, I’ll follow.
I’ve posted this elsewhere in the Kinja comments and I feel like I’m spamming, AND it feels like a long shot that is far too long but…

My dudes, you have killed Splinter, you laid off a bunch of cool journalists, I have even stuck with you through your auto-play video ads that kill my YouTube video playing in the background, but if you don’t stop these ads that auto-forward my ipad to some “install flash player now!” website with no back button so I…

Saved money on tackling dummies. 

Listen, that kid knew concussions were part of the deal when he signed the contract. He’s neck deep in orange slices and pizza parties, so what’s he got to complain about?

If they were worried about kids getting laid out they probably wouldn’t be out there having full contact football practice...

I’m not letting my kid get a Participation in Concussion Drills trophy, man. He’s gotta earn his Concussion Champion trophy.

We got a new coach my senior year of HS who instituted a drill where two players lined up 10 yards apart, and one would run full-speed and tackle the other who stood dead still with their arms straight up in the air. Now that I think about it, that guy should probably be in jail.

I love how no one bothers to check on the kid that was just layed out.

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She was a terrible live performer. It was so bad that I don’t know why they kept putting her on. She was originally brought on as a writer and they shifted her to cast member when people got on Lorne for not hiring minorities so it makes sense that live performing wasn’t her strong suit. She did well with the filmed…

Gee, tough crowd.

And then there was Colin Quinn! Whenever you needed words mispronounced or a joke delivered as if it was completely unrehearsed (or even read in advance in any way), you could count on Colin.

I demand that SNL rehire Jon Lovitz.  It’s a simple demand, really.