I wouldn’t reminisce about an old teacher sending me a pile of floppy dicks.

Holy shit, Bird Box came out in 2019. This year has gone on forever

It is only due to my ingrained prejudice against posting memes that prevents me from responding with the Simpsons “That’s the joke” gif.

Take your fucking herb...I mean star 

(After some retooling) Coming next year on STARZ — American Herbs!

Unlike the rest of you posers, I’ve ignored Pete Davidson for his entire career.

In addition to that, they removed a large percentage of their opponents starting roster from the field due to injury. Greg Williams would be proud of his legacy.

AVClub should stick to snarkitechture

Shhhhh, I’m hoping the GMG owners forgot about AV Club.

AV Club should stick to sports.

I can’t believe there’s a football discussion happening today without making mention of the new defensive strategy the Browns unleashed last night. I’d say it’s revolutionary, but it almost seems past due that someone realize how easy it is to rip off a quarterback’s helmet and bludgeon them to death with it. Game…

I would love a block and tackle exploring the Dennis Miller experiment on Monday Night Football.

The commenting system sucks.  The users, and the environment that cultivated those users is what’s made the sites what they were.

So, like, this was your main take-away from this?

stick to baseball!!!

There’s some delicious, spicy irony in killing a site for sticking to sports and then having to pull sports content from a non-sports site.

Rumor has it that Maidment wrote this weekend’s posts himself, and, uh.... it shows.

I noticed that. It’s gross. Especially because I’m not sure how compensation works at The Root, but splicing that over to dead Deadspin probably doesn’t gain Karu very much. Especially when the byline is “Deadspin” and comments are disabled.

This was reposted to deadspin because the clueless management drove away all the talent and has stooped to all-”DEADSPIN STAFF” written pieces. 

Necrophiliac Paul Maidment has had this cross-posted to his corpse de jour. Paul Maidment has spent all weekend filling it with his evil essence, pulling from all over the G/o network, relabelling AP vids, reposting old freelance work and changing the date stamps.