Speaking as someone who doesn't really give a shit about either team, I don't get why Seattle was the bad guy here. Just seemed like everyone had a collective freakout, and the right call would have been a few offsetting penalties.

See, that's the kind of shifty shit that makes people hate the rich. Lauren probably has an LLC or something, which exists only to employ his car guy and manage the garage. And that LLC is probably owned by another LLC, based in the Caymans as a tax shelter. Etc. Etc. Etc.

So Fucking What?

Have you considered an Audi Allroad?

A pillar differences would suggest a 2nd generation Prius over later ones. I see a lot of similarities in shape.

Obligatory:

The side vents are actually a nod to the very first Mustang concepts, back when the plan was to build a mid-engine car, and thus made plenty of sense originally. I found out about it in an article that Torch put up some time back http://jalopnik.com/the-strange-jo…
As for the hood scoop: Ugh. It is a depositary of my…

So for people like me who have never seen tether cars before and were wondering - disappointingly no, the guy does not keep running around and around the pole at insanely dizzying speeds.

Come on now, Ol' Ed, he can do anything! Just a bit'a spit'n polish and she'll be good as new!

Exactly what I thought. The failure of the first engine was Subaru's fault, the failure of the other three should rest solely on the dealer.

What is the NFL Players Association then?

Vee haf calculated zis joke has unt 94.3% chance of inducing zee chuckles.

REALLY not seeing what the big deal is. It's not like there's a shortage of Bengals imprisoned in Ohio.

PR PR PR.
After a report that Kraft is like an executive baby sitter that totes around Goodell showing him the ropes and putting out fires for him, this hard talking seems like pure conjecture.

I don't remember when I last put a CD in a car and I imagine a majority of people under 60 don't use them often.

WSU REPRESENT!

And we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling head gaskets!

No jail time. Unfuckingbelievable.