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4/22/16

The main problem with Toyota is that most enthusiasts felt abandoned by Toyota in the mid 2000's. Remember, Toyota was once the maker of the legendary Supra, which was one of the halo Japanese cars of the day. They also had a Celica, which had an rally capable AWD variant. And of course, the MR2, one of the only…

4/22/16

Toyota thinks Creed is “pretty heavy”

4/13/16

3/26/16

Fact: If you drive over it slowly in reverse it tells you to worship the devil

3/24/16

2/26/16

Am I an old person? What is a “woke boyfriend”?

2/12/16

That’s a common misconception. So long as you drill at least 800 feet into the asteroid, it works fine.

2/5/16

Her name was Chevy, she’s a Camaro
With nitrous spray everywhere and tires out to there
She would do burn outs, with no wheel hop-hop
And while she tried to be a star
Ford would always raise the bar
Across the drag strip, they worked 1/8 to 1/4 mile
They were young and raced each other
Who more could make you smile?

[Chorus:]
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2/3/16

2/2/16

Why does it have to be “doping”? Why can’t we just call it what it is? “Cheating”. The word “doping” implies drugs (a/k/a dope) ingested into the body. This is nothing of the sort, it’s mechanical assistance.

1/28/16

For GM to, after a certain incident at a certain launch event at a certain track involving a certain Jalopnik writer, let anyone at Jalopnik have a Camaro, even more so a hot one, even more so for the explicit purpose of doing something like this, demonstrates tremendous reserves of one or more of the following:…

1/26/16

Well, here’s your problem.

12/24/15

Jesus tapdancing Christ, Deadspin; the guy was asked a question and he answered it with effusive praise for Heyward, whom I daresay he knows a bit better than you or I do, and provided a charitable theory for why Heyward would prefer the Cubs (other than the real reason which was “Star Wars money in 2018”), and you…

10/23/15