Nico?

Ford Festiva!!!

Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…

It’s five o’clock on a Thursday

“You can’t get involved and break up a fight nowadays the way lawsuits are and everything? Liable to get yourself arrested. Nah. Let’s just stand here and enjoy it. Matter of fact, get yourself a Honey Bun and while you’re at it, get me one too. Two is even better than one. That ain’t right. Look. The little one just…

It's a school night. That always keeps attendance down.

Kanye west was getting some Kanye rest so that he can go on tour at his Kanye best. Not in his Kanye nest, but still flying Kanye West. Torchinsky was next to him and that’s not a Kanye jest. Now normally Kanye’s in his Kanye Vest. Embroidered impeccably with his Kanye Crest. But this is something he keeps close to…

PENN STATION

America needs to stop bullying the Supremely Tiny Leader of North Korea!

Anyone with a 90’s GM product has lived without it.

Haha, I have a Volvo that does that - the defrost button doesn’t mean “throw some of that air up on the windshield, will ya?” - it means DIVERT ENGINE POWER TO HVAC FANS, FASTEN SEATBELTS, IT’S SCORCHED EARTH DEFROSTIN’ TIME MOTHERFUCKERS! KAAAA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

Dogkulski. Got it.

The world is a scary place. Even scarier when you're trying to sell something on Craigslist. Those crazy people may stalk you or may come rob you if they know where you live, which they could easily get from their girlfriend at the DMV. But that's not enough.

I would add one more thing. You can't lose weight through exercise alone. I've tried it. And tried it. And tried it. It doesn't work. I might lose 8-10 pounds through exercise alone but weight loss comes down to eating less. Exercise will boost your results but if you can't control what's going into your mouth,…

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I dropped 60 lbs a couple years ago, got down to around 159. I'm not tall but even this weight is just too low and I've since gone back up to about 179. That said, my cardio is excellent and I lift weights so most of the 20 lbs is muscle and water—not fat. Why am I telling anyone this...because too many people get…

Number one: as I've told Pat in several subsequent e-mails, the best suggestion is by far the E63 AMG Wagon. Oh, sure, it's the most expensive to buy. It's also the most expensive to own, the most expensive to run, the most expensive to fuel, and the most expensive to insure. It'll depreciate the fastest, fail the…

How old were you when you started to get into cars?

Not even serving it with some Pinot Giorgio can save it.