Does the fact that no one else got this joke mean we are old?

ATTENTION ALL LADIES:

Not happening. The judge has to set an example for what happens when you protest against the status quo.

I... don't know how I feel about putting labels on a kid's gender expression like this.

Kid, you do you.

What really amazes me is how unremarkable everything is. You can find all of this stuff somewhere else for a fraction of the price and get this look for nothing... except it's so BLAND. Is "taste" synonomous with vanilla? I don't see much personality here... except pretention. Which is what I guess you could say to…

That brand label will never stop reminding me of a hand job.

Ya they're cute bowls but they're sitting there on the kitchen table right next to somebody's boxer shorts.

I am now imaging someone out in California alone in their modern mansion eating an Amy's frozen dinner with said $650 spoon thinking "Yes, surely this is happiness."

The best thing about it is that these are $250 cloth clutches just casually tossed in a basket like they're no big thing. Like, "You know, here's the cheap little clutches. We're practically giving these things away."

Maybe it comes with $225 inside?

It will never stop reminding me of industrial hand cleaner.

Plus they're usually really small so the person behind the counter is looking right at you the whole time you're in there. RIGHT...AT...YOU!

The Brentwood Country Mart is its own thing. It's a leeeeetle bit like when Marie Antoinette decided to have a chic farm for fun. We have those other kinds of places you describe, too, in other parts of town.

It's not bullying. She's taking advantage of the tendency of rich people to spend a lot of money on items literally ONLY because they have extra money. You can get these items elsewhere, very similar, for much cheaper. There's nothing wrong with making fun of people who want to spend 800$ on a sweater you could buy…

In the land of $345 bottle openers, a $7000 couch is a bargain. IKEA has a bottle opener that is $0.99 and they certainly don't sell couches for $20.

"We can't afford to shop anywhere that has a 'philosophy.'" (Marge Simpson)

The woman wearing it will also be carrying a £1500 Mulberry/Burberry/Prada/LV/You-Get-The-Drift handbag.

This whole store:

There is something about a very spare, minimal shop with only a few items that makes me reluctant to shop there. I know my brain is supposed to think that they have very few items because each item is very exclusive but all I can think is that they can't possibly have what I'm looking for. Anybody else have this issue?