Brilliant. And as with all good humor, it has a lot of truth to it. Especially on Jezebel. I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE THE BEYGENCY!

Most Jez reders work for the Beygency.

In the original article I read a few days ago, she even goes on to say that their ashes would be comingled — so no more room would be taken up by two than one.

We can't just call it "visiting South Dakota?"

This.

Lesbians pretty much have buttsex 24/7. Don't you know anything?

Seriously. Why do religious conservatives have to be so in-your-face with their sexuality? Can't they just be religious and conservative in private?

YUP. It's just a matter of time til this dude is found in some bathroom stall...

Republicans spend an uncomfortable amount of time discussing anal. Like, a "should we leave you alone?" amount of time.

The great thing is that his letter is a response to a lawsuit filed by two LESBIANS against the state anti-gay-marriage law.

"I've been discriminated against for 70 years, and they might as well discriminate against me in death as well as life."

Or they didn't have enough servers to accommodate you. Not having tables in restaurant speak doesn't literally mean no tables, it means there aren't any open tables in the sections where they actually have staff working.

Civil Rights are not something that should EVER be subject to popular vote.

I have an aunt named Gay, and she is super butch. She is an artist, and a hella excellent human being. She made this painting of an emu called "You wanna piece of me?"

Had to.

He's from Idaho too, I gather, and knows the phrases that will play better there than in other states.

It is absolutely disgraceful that a veteran — someone who fought for this country and the freedoms we enjoy — is being treated so disrespectfully. In general, this country has a pretty shameful record in regard to caring for veterans, but this makes my blood boil.

ALSO: his ex-wife is named Gay. He was part of a couple called Gay and Butch Otter.

When children, teens and young adults do amazing things, I always think, "Wow. There is hope for the future." And when people from older generations, like Retired U.S. Army Col. Johnson, do amazing things, I always think, "I guess there was hope for us all along."