I just watched a news programme called "African Women to Watch" on the Bloomberg Channel. It's a business show about African businesswomen that are doing big things, running major companies and having deep-pocketed investors throwing piles of cash into their projects because they are successful. Africa has more women…

I've never been to England, but I feel like I have this deep affinity for it. I've read every Dickens, I've watched "Pride and Prejudice"... I can't wait to walk the cobbled streets of London, buy flowers from a street urchin, and hopefully get invited to a ball or two!

I used to laugh and roll my eyes when a communications prof during undergrad would spew their radical beliefs that social media would be the end of culture and intellect...that is until I read this sentence:

I once dated this very handsome Tanzanian fellow for a while. When we were at dinner one time, the waiter asked him what his accent was. When he told him, the waiter asked where Tanzania is. After my date responded that it's in Africa, the waiter said, "Oh, so you're African." My date explained that he was only…

This is the kind of woman who will touch a black woman's hair and tell her it's "so soft".

".....in the old days you'd have to travel to India or China for inspiration, and these days you've just got Pinterest boards and you can create looks from home".

Same reason her pants are ripped: to show us they are not like "the other rich".

Imagine CHOOSING to be photographed in those pants, knowing your picture would be in the NY Times. The rich really ARE different.

I wonder what Gwyneth thinks about this.

I assume she scores high on the "basic bitch" scale.

Also - would you buy clothing (or hair products) from this man?

For the millionth fucking time — Africa is a continent, not a country. It's covers 6% of this planet with over a billion people. It's not some monolith poverty hellhole where kids have flies in their eyes and everyone lives off UN food rations while lions hang out in the wilderness. And no African countries don't…

I've never been a drug dealer, but I feel like I have a deep affinity for it since I watched The Wire and Breaking Bad. I'm thinking about getting a tattoo that looks like track marks, quelle nouvelle!

Because they can't do humor properly.

Well at first glance this shit could've passed for a bad d.i.y punk show poster.

The only funny thing about "conservative humor" is seeing what they think is funny.

I'm confused. You seem to be trying to apply the rules of logic to the conservative movement? That doesn't seem like a productive use of one's time.

Did they not realize that running the tagline "You can't make this shit up" over clearly doctored pictures makes no sense at all? I mean, it's a doctored picture, so clearly you can make that "shit" up because the person who doctored the pictures did make it up...because they're fake pictures. The phrase "you can't…

I don't actually understand what these ads are getting at. It looks like a bad school assignment that's reaching really far to make some sort of connection, joke or insult.