yes clearly she's all emotional and stuff, look how she broke down into jello when she suddenly ended up first female mayor of San Francisco after George Moscone and Harvey Milk were assassinated by right wing nutjob Dan White in their own fricking city hall offices OH WAIT

ZOMG your comment upset me so much that I'm going to sob into one of my bras.

This guy sounds like he's doing the S.E. Cuppe passive-aggressive approach to publicly criticizing someone.

As someone who works in politics, I can tell you I've encountered many an out-of-control douche. No, they don't sit around bawling every time someone insults their outfit. (Neither do women but whatevs.) But I have seen a dude or two throw a royal fit over a grammatical correction or someone getting his name wrong.

Even FOX News was not having it—from the Salon link:

lol. "Video store."

I agree wholeheartedly. So maybe he takes these roles because he is interested in them and the process. Does he need the infinity million dollars? You know who was the real Johnny Depp all along? Brad Pitt. All thought the nineties, he supported his troubled-stud-period-dramas like a champ, the golden boy in every…

Seconded. Every single sentence. #sob

You're spot on—but I no longer love Johnny. He's become . . . typical.

he's a cliche because he is a 40 something year old actor who broke up with his partner and mother of his kids and now at 50, is engaged to a woman nearly half his age. an action that is expected and predictable = cliche

The relationship isn't a cliche. Leaving the mother of your children who you never married because "we don't need a piece of paper to validate our relationship" for someone 15 years younger than her and then getting engaged to said younger woman is a cliche.

I don't see anyone jumping all over their age gap. Is Rupert Murdoch's wife like, a million years younger than him? And he's no Johnny Depp... I think the "cliche" that everyone's talking about is the fact that he left his long-time partner for a younger woman, which is—yeah, a pretty fucked cliche at this point.

they are both adults and are free to do whatever they want. but it is disappointing that johnny depp is now a cliche.

Johnny Depp has become a cliché. That's on him, not on me for noticing.

Oh, damn. Nevermind. I guess I won't bother mentioning that he could legally drink in bars on her 1st birthday. Sorry. I'll show myself out.

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FRIEND ZONE, FRIEND ZONE, FRIEND ZONE, FRIEND ZONE, FRIEND ZONE.

Reading the comments, I feel like the perspective of an actual 19 year old girl is much needed. I've got only one thing to say about guys who are almost 30 hitting me up: GUH-ROSS.

I was 18 once. It was fun to drink with other 18 year olds.

I was 21 once. It was fun to drink with other 21 year olds.

Now? Now, I'm 30. And I prefer to black out with people my own age. Because we have jobs. And can afford bail.

man...the Monopoly dude's really let himself go since the 2008 crash.