As far as the Declasse Olympic Women's Figure Skating is concerned, gold still and always will belong to Tonya Harding for hiring Jeff Gilooley to kneecap Nancy Kerrigan. Silver will always belong to Nancy Kerrigan for saying on live TV "Why is Oksana bothering with makeup? She's just going to cry again and make it…

Didn't you get the memo that you can't use the word thug to describe someone who is not an African American? Apparently that's a rule now.

You kids with your memes and gifs and jifs and internet!

Seems to me a more poetic sentence would have been 18 years. This is a truly horrible person.

I get what you mean, but calling it "bullying" and talking about it so harshly is seriously cruel. The guy is dying, it's not like he came up with the idea for shit and giggles. Surely somebody could bring up the point that his plan could backfire and make his daughter miserable in the future without painting him as…

Some people will complain about anything.

Were you posting this image, perhaps?

"I am not sure [if there are homosexuals here], but I don't bloody know them."

The problem I have with the whole discussion is how it's centered on girls, as if it's all on their shoulders to decide promiscuity (or in this case thinking about promiscuity) in all teens because boys are just allowed to feel that/think that without any accountability.

For a 9000 dollar tent, it better do that Harry Potter thing where it's bigger on the inside

"If you're pre-born, you're fine, if you're pre-schooled, you're fucked."

Let's assume this fetus were viable. And then it would be born with a ton of special needs and health problems and likely need care 24/7.

This story really has been the most depressing, vision-of-a-terrible-dystopian-Handmaid's-Tale-future I have ever seen.

Commercials like these really act as a sort of barometer for how much I am PMSing.

The British mum reminded me so much of my mom. Near the end, during one of her many stays in the hospital, I was getting ready to go back to college, and I said, "Mom, why don't I defer for a semes..." and the words weren't even out of my mouth, when my mom, a woman who was so sick that even when she wasn't in the…

Well, to quote the great Dr. Henry Jones, Jr., ninety percent of archaeology is done in the library, but of the remaining ten percent, I'd say it's definitely more like 65/35, depending on how you define "ancient ungodly evil". For me, anything ranging from scary underground catacombs full of mummified baboons to…

I can feel the self esteem of many men deflating as we speak.

Who else read the entire fucking article with this face?:

May I present Jay Mohr?