Can I go as a Slutty Dudebro this year and break this stupid holiday once and for all?

You know what's particularly annoying? It's hard to have a conversation about why the glut of "sexy" costumes is problematic because so many bros and prudes will assume you're on their side, which is "Stop being sluts, you stupid sluts." The same thing happens when you try to explain what was wrong with Miley Cyrus'…

Hovering sales people drive me nuts. But I'm sure a lot of them have been instructed to ask customers if they need help within x seconds of them entering the store or if they come within x feet. I also found when travelling to Asia that the sales people hovered to a crazy degree, but apparently that's a sign of good…

Yeah, I'm going ot say I'd have a big fucking problem with anyone calling my bank when I'm trying to use my own damn money. B/c if you are white, no one does that shit to you. If a card is stolen, it should be flagged and deactivated. There are security detection algorithms that sometimes shut off cards for…

Also, is $300 a lot of money now? Like, is it really inconceivable that the average person on the street might have saved $300 through legitimate means? Sure, it's a lot for a belt, but this isn't a $60,000 Birkin bag.

omg. If I were Ferragamo's PR person, I would send him that belt free of charge. 'Cause we all know Barney's will issue some lame non-apology if that even.

Multiple feels here. As a black person, I know the feeling all too well of entering a store & being followed around by clerks wondering if I'm actually going to buy or just steal something. Racial profiling is disgusting & unfair, and it makes me too angry to put into words.

I really hope he wins and makes it rain Ferragamo.

So much yuck. His debit card was approved for the purchase, he showed ID, the store made its money.

Some people are such assholes.

Derail alert:

Not to mention, Macklemore's uncle is gay, so it's not like he doesn't have some first hand knowledge of the struggles of gay people. I'm gay and the first time I heard the song, as cheesy as the lyrics might be, I cried. I fucking refuse to push away a straight ally and accuse that person of co-opting because he…

The people who get super upset about it honestly would have preferred he not sing or talk about it at all, because it's not his "place". So, so stupid.

I've been thinking about this for a while, and honestly, I think the only reason anyone finds Same Love problematic is because it became successful as a single.

The Same Love "controversy" is incredibly stupid. Basically it's people being outraged at the media for saying it's revolutionary, when "Homo Hop" has been a thing in music circles for a while, with more personal songs about the gay experience as performed by gay rappers.

Also, he has a little whiny, baby voice. Ewwww.....

Katy Perry's innuendos don't seem so bad now, do they?

Comparing getting his dick sucked to wearing a wristwatch

Good, good... the public grows weary of all these little, naked pop stars and redirects its attention to the entertainer we OUGHT to be seeing everywhere:

I think it comes down to skin. You have really, really nice skin.

I hate this. I hate this so much. It isn't fair that "pretty" is something I should be able to do and I'm penalized if I can't or won't.