Isn't it crazy-awesome? They even had specific colored contact lenses for each type of elf, where they were from, etc. I love the extended DVD extras.

They must have spent all of their budget on Ngila, since apparently they couldn't afford to hire a decent graphic designer to make a better-looking chart that didn't use a Celtic typeface from Dafont.com.

Well I'm embarrassed to admit that I and my whole wedding party would have blended right in at this shindig, however I'll add that our designs were based on Pre-Raphaelite paintings and made from second hand saris I bought in India. And we didn't have a faery dress code for our guests, so there's that.

As much as I want to hate this for "obnoxious rich people" reasons, it doesn't bother me all that much because as someone who doesn't really want a wedding, normal weddings kinda seem like a waste of money to me anyway.

My wedding was at a nudist resort. Saved a lot of time.

Uh, isn't that kind of... awesome? Like, wouldn't you get a perfectly-sized elf gown or whatever?

What the shit is with all these motherfucking trolls on this motherfucking site today?! And why are all these shitbirds getting out of the grey, but I and other commenters way awesomer and around here longer than me aren't? Didn't Lindy just write an article about how shitty these jagholes are? Where the fuck are they…

"Besides, now that only BYU students go to college for their MRS degrees and there's years of of breathing room between college and family making for most women privileged enough to have access to higher education, there's wouldn't be a reason to practice wifing around even if chastity and restraint were still…

'Nonconsensual Sex'....I think the word you're looking for is RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE is this making you uncomfortable Yale RAPISTS? Good.

Sorry, Yale. This is as far as you go. *lights match*

Is there any kind of list out there of the best colleges that handle rape well? You know, how they have like "Best party schools," "Best liberal arts colleges," that kind of thing? Maybe like a "Only schools you want to go to if you want protection against sexual violence that won't roll their eyes and say it was…

I graduated from Penn State. I nearly broke the "unfriend" function on Facebook after the apologists for Sandusky and Joe Paterno came out in force.

I'll be starting college in September, and when I was making the decision of where to go in the spring it came down to Stanford or Yale. I ended up choosing Stanford, and this report makes me so glad I did. Scary.

The report also went on to state that the "non consensual sex perpetrators" will also be sent to the corner for a time out; one minute per year of age.

In fairness, any other policy would seriously tarnish Yale's reputation as the first choice of school for villains in John Hughes movies.

There are no words to express how disgusted I am. Non-consensual sex. FUCK you, Yale.

I wish the definition of sex could just be changed to include consent. The mention of the word equates it with super fun times to so many people that haven't had it be THE MOST TERRIFYING THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THEM. Because for realsies, sometimes non-consensual destruction of your life, or rape, as it were, feels…

Can we also discuss the plain fact that for every person who looks good in this color palette there are 10 more who look like comical zombie clowns? The electric boogaloo color scheme that stores are forcing down our throats — hot pink, purple, electric blue — is not working for me.

It doesn't matter what I wear, I will NEVER look good while working out. I sweat like a giant sweaty, sweating sweatbeast, turn beet red and puffy, and generally look like total HELL when I work out. I don't think a cute outfit will do anything to fix that. In fact, in a weird way, I think a cute outfit might make…

Wait, wait. She criticized you, and then she touched you?